NORTH KOREA WINS CONTRACT TO PROVIDE LUGGAGE INSPECTION AT U.S. AIRPORTS; Bush Dismisses Concerns as the ‘Soft Bigotry of High Expectations’
DOUG MAYS DROPS F-BOMB ON VISITING SCHOOLKIDS; Children Had Asked House Speaker Why There Wasn’t More Money for Schools
SEBELIUS’ PICNIC WITH MUPPETS TURNS UGLY; Miss Piggy Refuses to Eat Kansas-Made Fried Pork Skins
MAYANS CALLS FOR COMPETITIVE BALLROOM DANCING AT WSU; Mayor Complains That Athletic Director Jim Schaus Won’t Return Phone Calls
Posted by Randy Scholfield
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Re: Comp. Ballroom Dancing.
Mayans called the wrong guy, try the basement of Duerksen Music Building instead. There teaches a REAL former ballroom dancing champion!
MAN BITES DOG, DOG BITES CAT, CAT CLIMBS TREE, WORLD COMES TO AN END.public concerned about cat.
BUSH DECLARES WAR ON SURVIOR SERIES. “its rating were better then mine”, the President stated.
CHENEY SHOOT HIMSELF IN FOOT.he thought it was a lawyer.
BUSH SALES HIS HORSE.after seeing broke back mountain, he was afraid it would bring out lesbian tendency in him. spokes man said.
SCIENTISTS FIND INTELLIGENT LIFE IN WHITE HOUSE.Bush administration disputes claim of scientists.
MAYOR DECLARES WICHITA IS FULL OF PORN.covers city in brown paper wrapper
MAYOR OF WICHITA INVITED TO BUSH RANCH.they held hands, sat around a camp fire and rode horses. Said to be sequel to Broke back mountain.
DEMOCRATS DUMBFOUNDEDnothing new.
LEFTIST FIGHT OVER DIVISON OF LABORThey sit around all day arguing who will change the light bulb, blames Bush for the hardship, light bulb still not changed.
STUDY FINDS LEFTIST MORE LIKELY TO LIVE WITH PARENTSup to the age of 45. A recent study finds that 94% of those who do not work but are able and live with their parents had scored on a political test of being extreme leftist. Scientist conclude that leftism generates indolence, anger, and blame. As a result, many leftist tend to live with parents up to the age of 45, and in government housing after that.
NEW DISEASE NAMED AFTER LONE SURVIVING PATIENT – JOEWILLIAMISM SYNDROME: Afftected Suffers refexively regurgitate banalities about “Leftist” [sic] – Spelling and word-tense problems evident, too.
DD
Tries to point out my mistakes. Cannot prove it, and spews hate instead. Leftism at its best.
“DD
“Tries to point out my mistakes. Cannot prove it, and spews hate instead. Leftism at its best.”
This actually would be JoeWilliamism Syndrome at its pathognomonic best.
Websters: Pathognomonic – “distinctively characteristic of a particular disease” The holy grail that pathologists seek, but in reality, never find.
Joe, Sorry if you see the above as spewing hate. I swore off doing that to you. I thought a little ribbing wouldn’t hurt you that much. Guess I was wrong.
Dude! It is meant to be a spoof of a headline.
Personal attacks? ;)
There is an unspoken rule regarding blogs, forums, and text messages. So long as the message gets across, a person should not be critized for minor spelling errors or sentence structures.
I just use 15 seconds of my time typing a post message. I don’t take the time to make sure spelling is accurate or that I follow AAA, APA, ASA, CBE, Chicago, MLA, Turabian style of writing.
You understand what I’m trying to convey. Hardly anybody takes the time to edit their own post. It’s not that I’m trying to write a paper or an article in the newspaper.
I’ll take back the hate spewing remark. You’re cool in my book, but just a bit annoying with the troll remarks.
;)
No hard feelings bro!
Okie . . . Dokie . . ., Joe.
H. CLINTON: “ROVE IS OBSESSED WITH ME”ROVE: “NO I’M NOT. BUT, CAN I STALK HER?”President Bush authorizes warrentless stalking!
JOE WILLIAMS THINKS IRAQ IVASION “BEGINNING” TO LOOK LIKE A BAD IDEA – RIGHTIES START WONDERING IF HE IS BECOMING A LEFTY!
KSFARMGIRL ACCUSES WRITERDOG OF HOMOPHOBIA FOR SATIRING POLITICIANS LINKING THEM TO BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.
lol
CHANEY GOES DOVE HUNTING ON BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. IS OVERHEARD SAYING TO A TRUSTED COLLEAGUE, “ SAY, DID YOU BRING ANY PREPERATION H WITH YOU?”
Chaney retires replaced by Rove
KSFARMGIRL, CF NOTICE CHENEY STILL VP AND THAT THEY WERE WRONG IN THEIR PREDICTION. STEP UP AND MAKE GENEROUS DONATION TO LORD’S DINER.
“I should have known better than to argue with Outlander” said a humbled CF. “Yeah, it was futile” echoed Ksfarmgrrl, “but it’s all CF’s fault, he started this”.
SCANDAL: IT IS REVEALED TO DARWIN’SDISCIPLE THAT JOE WILLIAMS IS HIS FORMER STUDENT:
Scholar replies: “Yes, but he knows about AAA,APA,ASA,CBE, Chicago,MLA, and other writing styles I don’t even know about. He has much to learn and how can a teacher be unhappy with that? Learning is our business you know!”
CROWDED?Bush and supporters join Cheney in undisclosed location!
CHENEY RESIGNS, THE REV. FRED PHELPS APPOINTED NEW V.P.first official act to invite all homo-sexual’s on a quails hunt.
BIN LADEN LATEST TAPE, NO MORE ATTACKS ON U.S.with the level of apathy in the American general public there seem to be no point.
(I will catch hell for these)
THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCES PLAN TO INVADE HEAVEN.we want to depose God and install an American style democracy in the hereafter said the President at his birthday party.
SATAN MASSES TROOP FOR UPCOMING INVASION OF HEAVEN.I have been a fan of what the President has been doing and will be proud to be his ally.
FARMGRRL ADMITS OUTLANDER WAS RIGHT. FAINTING COUCH COLLAPSES UNDER WEIGHT OF CONSERVATIVES!!!!
Dammit!!
A check is on the way outlander. :) Glad to help a worthy cause.
WE BLOGGERS GATHER ON HILLSIDE. IAN DIRECTS GROUP IN A ROUND OF “I’D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING…”
In a related note, price of white cuban rum skyrockets with increased demand. Coke stock in freefall.
OUTLANDER THANKS KSFARMGRRL FOR DONATION- HOPES “COKE” REFERRED TO IS COLA!
CRUSADERX MAKES DRUNKEN SPECTACLE OF HIMSELF AND PASSES OUT DURING FIRST ANNUAL WE BLOGGER’S GET TOGETHER AFTER DOWNING HALF GLASS OF IAN SANTIAGO’S UBER MOHITO! CX SAID TO BE FOREVER SHAMED AFTER BEING BRANDED A “LIGHTWEIGHT”!
CRUSADERX WAKES FROM DRUNKEN STUPOR ONLY TO FIND THAT HE DIED IN A PREVIOUS CAR ACCIDENT, DISCOVERS THAT IAN’S HOUSE IS THE EIGHTH LEVEL OF HELL RULED BY THE INFAMOUS EL DIABLO BLANCO.