ON FOX TV, CHENEY DEFENDS HIMSELF WITH ‘STAND YOUR GROUND’ LAW; Says Hunter He Shot Made Vaguely Threatening Movements With Thermos
PAKISTANI MOBS TRASH, BURN KFC RESTAURANT; Mistake Col. Sanders for Insulting Image of Muhammad
NBC ADDS MORE EXCRUCIATING COVERAGE OF WINTER OLYMPICS; Expanded Coverage Includes 1,500-Meter Snowblower Races, Nude Curling and Still More Half-pipe Snowboarding
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DAMOON LOCKED UP WITH CARR BROTHERS TO CURE HER OF HER DECREPIT WORLDVIEW! PUNISHMENT ATTEMPT FAILS AS DAMOON ENJOYS CONFINEMENT TOO MUCH!
IAN SANTIAGO WINS FIRST PRIZE FOR BEST HOLOHOAX CARTOON HELD BY IRANIAN DAILY NEWSPAPER!
CARR BROS. REQUEST IAN AS CELLMATE TO CURE HIM OF SOMETHING OR OTHER!
NSA DECODES BUSHSPEAK!!!Bush (TWERP, TWEP) found to be RAM Bound, 4.77 HZ processor speed and OS in need of major updating.Recommend euthanasia and replacement.
PHILL KLINE ARRESTS RHONDA HOLMAN AFTER LEWD HAND-WARMING INCIDENT:
Charges dropped when Kline figures out Rhonda is over age 16
KLINE WINS KANSAS STATE MASTER BED-WETTER TITLE FOR THE 4TH TIME. WINNER SAYS” I HAVE IT IN ME TO FOR A 5TH WIN AND ACE MASTER BED-WETTER TITLE. GOOD WORK IS IT’S OWN REWARD, AND I PRACTICE EVERY NIGHT.”
CARR BROTHERS NOMINATE IAN AS “PRISON-BITCH OF THE YEAR” AWARD.
IAN WALKS THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD AND FINDS NOT A BRAIN, BUT A BOBBLE-HEAD DOLL DONE IN HIS IMAGE. IAN SUPPLICATES HIMSELF IN AWE WHILE THE WORLD CHUCKLES.
IAN TELLS ALL AMERICAN WOMEN TO GO TO SAUDI ARABIA TO “CURE” THEM OF THEIR FEMINIST IDEALS, THEN WONDERS WHY HE CAN’T GET A DATE.
RUSH LIMBAUGH FARTS!WEbloggers Hankathan, Nojoco, JM walker, inhale!
IAN ELECTED TO LEADERSHIP OF DNC. “WE FINALLY DID SOMETHING SMARTER” SAYS HILLARY BITCH
JR FEELS INSULTED AND RECKLESSLY MAKES RIDICULOUS ASSERTIONS AS TO OTHERS BREATHING HABITS.
IN RELATED NEWS, JR ARRESTED IN STALKING CASE WHEN HE’S FOUND SNIFFING NANCY POLOSI’S TRAIL.SAID NANCY, “I KEPT STEPPING IN THIS REALLY SLEEZY STUFF. WHEN I TURNED AROUND TO SEE WHAT IT WAS, I FOUND THIS REALLY SHORT, FAT GUY LICKING MY JACK BOOTS. IF HE’D HAVE BEEN CUTE, I WOULD HAVE TAKEN HIM HOME, BUT HE WAS SO BUTT UGLY, I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO SEE HIM ARRESTED.”
Sandniggers commit suicide when finding out that Mohammad was a gay bath boy
BUSH APPOINTS R. LEWIS TO U.N.:
President snorts: “I guess Boton was not enough of a finger in their eye. I’ll get even with those bastards for that Gitmo report!”
should be “Bolton” …sorry, too many Oxys tonight.
Local boy makes goodJ M Walker wins “ditto head who can use big words on his own award”
He said Walker is a ditto head, sniker, snort!
J R mistakes local ditto-head for J M Walker. Real J M Walker is known to be neither local nor ditto-head.
In related news, J R and Ian seen at secluded table together in local gay bar. Bartender says, “Ya, they’re regulars. That’s their table. They both been begging me to let them audition for the cross-dress show we do, but, my God, have you seen their legs? They’d run off the other customers.”
J R seen running down the street with a paper bag over his face in a vain attempt to disguise himself and prevent further embarrassment. But this reporter knows when you’re that butt ugly, you need two bags.
Why make up ridiculous news stories – the truth is is ridiculous enough. Check this one out for example:
http://theflyoverzone.blogspot.com/2006/02/sheriffs-have-sex-in-line-of-duty.html
FRANKFURT, Germany — Governments, police services and prison authorities around the world are reportedly “overjoyed” by the launch of a new prescription drug that cures people who are suffering doubts about the veracity of the so-called Jewish Holocaust.
Shares in Israel-based Goy & Goy Pharmaceuticals Incorporated rocketed to 89 US dollars following the long-awaited announcement of a miracle cure for Holocaust Denial Syndrome (HDS).
Soon to be marketed and sold under the name Holozac, the drug works by rapidly closing down the brain’s centre of intellectual inquiry. It also blocks the re-uptake of politically incorrect neurotransmitters involved in critical thought processes, making it more difficult to distinguish between truth and lies.
“We’re simply overwhelmed by the response of the governments we control in the Zionist West,” says Ari Scheister, Marketing Director for Goy & Goy’s regional office in Germany. “Particularly so in the European Union where prisons are bursting at the seams with professors, journalists and academics who are all suffering the symptoms of advanced and potentially fatal HDS and other diseases associated with human awareness and a passion for the truth….”http://www.nationalvanguard.org/story.php?id=8023