Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

PHILL KLINE: SPIN-THE-BOTTLE MUST BE REPORTED; AG Tells Riveted Courtroom That ‘Twister’ Might Be OK

GONZALES CLAIMS BUSH WIRETAP AUTHORITY GRANTED BY GOD; Says VP Cheney Overheard Heavenly Command

UNITED NATIONS DECLARES CARTOONISTS A THREAT TO WORLD PEACE; Security Council Calls for Embargo on Sketch Pads, Pencils
Posted by Randy Scholfield

56 Comments

  1. ProudLiberal
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 2:09 pm | Permalink

    “TAX CUTS WORKING” BUSH DECLARESRich ARE getting richer, studies show

    NRA PRESIDENT INJURED WITH COLT REPLICAShoots off right testicle in “quick draw” practice

    CONSERVATIVES ATTACK EDUCATIONAL FUNDINGWorried about attracting voters once they understand economy, history

    BUSH ASKS FOR BI-PARTISANSHIP ON HIGH GAS PRICES”It’s all Democrats’ fault,” he claims

  2. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

    ED FRIEDMANN NAMED CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR PAT BUCHANAN IN 2008!

  3. A guy from up north
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 3:35 pm | Permalink

    Cheney declares Hallaberton made excessive profits in 2005, demanding investigation

  4. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    JENNA BUSH MARRIES MAGIC JOHNSON; PRESIDENT SAID TO BE ECSTATIC! MARRIAGE PROCLAIMED TO BE TRIUMPH OF COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM!

  5. Ed Friedemann
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    learn how to spell, you idiot.

  6. TRACY
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

    HI ED!!

  7. XXX
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    Hey Ed, Welcome back! Are you ok?

  8. Ed Friedemann
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 4:31 pm | Permalink

    stomach flu { same as Zionist flu, only with more….}

    thanks for the concern….aw….. to be loved….

  9. cookie
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    DEMOCRATS QUESTIONING OF ALBERTO GONZALES REMINDS FORGETFUL TERRORISTS THAT THEY ARE BEING WIRETAPPED

    BLOG READERS SWOON AS ED RETURNS AFTER LONG ABSENCE

  10. Nathan
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 4:47 pm | Permalink

    AL QUEDA THANKS LIBERALS FOR THEIR SUPPORT IN THE WAR ON TERROR; Liberals use this momentum to continue their attacks on the President.

  11. Nathan
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 5:00 pm | Permalink

    FORMER PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER USES THE FUNERAL OF WIFE OF FAMOUS CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER FOR POLITICAL PURPOSES…

    Oh wait, this one is true… my bad.

  12. Nathan
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    WICHITA EAGLE EDITORS WRITE SOMETHING NICE ABOUT PHILL KLINE; Angry mob of liberal protesters block any distribution of papers

  13. J M Walker
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 5:06 pm | Permalink

    ED’S FLU DIAGNOSED AS SWINE FLU. ED ADMITS, “I EAT ALOT OF SWINE.”

  14. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    WICHITA EAGLE PUBLISHES IRANIAN HOLOCAU$T CARTOONS.

  15. Ed Friedemann
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 6:25 pm | Permalink

    Nathan….one time….Al-Qaida

  16. CrusaderX
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 9:31 pm | Permalink

    TEHRAN: MODEL EXEMPLAR OF RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE AND FREE SPEECH.

  17. J R
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 10:49 pm | Permalink

    BUSH USES PHOTO OP TO PRETEND RESPECT FOR CORETTA KING, BLACKS, CIVIL RIGHTS.Oh wait,,,,,that one is true.

  18. J R
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 10:53 pm | Permalink

    CONSERVATIVES GET “TOUCHY_FEELY!”interpret King funeral remarks as attack on bush.

    Welcome back Ed!

  19. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 7, 2006 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    FAMILY DEMANDS THAT GOVERNMENT RELEASE MLK’S SEALED FBI FILES STATING THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE!

    IN OTHER NEWS PEACE, PROSPERITY AND STABILITY COME TO AFRICA AND HAITI!

  20. Rage
    Posted February 8, 2006 at 4:14 am | Permalink

    ED REVEALS HIS METHOD FOR BECOMING IAN”I wash down 7 methtabs with 3 pints of vodka, and hit myself in the head with a hammer!”

    Can we lay that tiresome rumor to rest now, folks?

    Welcome back, Sir Dude.

  21. Ed Friedemann
    Posted February 8, 2006 at 8:45 pm | Permalink

    7?…….3? and once?…..

  22. Rage
    Posted February 8, 2006 at 9:15 pm | Permalink

    With onions. Can’t forget that.

  23. Rage
    Posted February 8, 2006 at 9:50 pm | Permalink

    Ahem. . .you’re taking that SERIOUSLY, Ed? No comment.

  24. Curly
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 7:14 pm | Permalink

    BUSH REVEALS 3 YEAR OLD TERRORIST PLOT. ALL REPUBLICANS COLLECTIVELY WET THEMSELVES, CRAWL UNDER BEDS.

  25. Curly
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    BUSH PERSONALLY SAVES FUNNY-LOOKING BUILDING IN LA. WHILE STANDING ON TOP OF SAID BUILDING BEATING HIS CHEST, HE IS MISTAKEN FOR KING CONG AND SHOT AT BY ANTIQUE AIRPLANE CLUB.

  26. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:03 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO CAUGHT MASTURBATING TO INTERRACIAL PORN.

  27. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:04 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO: THE INDIAN, FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

  28. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO BOOTED OUT OF THE KKK. GRAND DRAGON SAYS: “NO HISPANICS ALLOWED!”

  29. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:10 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO CELEBRATES HANUKKAH AND KWANZAA

  30. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:12 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING BLACK-TRANSVESTITE PROSTITUTE

  31. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:19 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO WINS SAN FRANCISCO’S “DRAG QUEEN OF THE MONTH” AWARD.

  32. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:20 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO APPLIES MORE SKIN-WHITENING CREAM THAN MICHEAL JACKSON.

  33. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:25 pm | Permalink

    CRUSADERX MISTAKEN FOR ESCAPED ORANGUTAN AND SHOT BY COPS!

  34. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:26 pm | Permalink

    CRUASDERX “DISCOVERS” THAT GREEKS AND ITALIANS ARE NOT REALLY WHITE EITHER!

  35. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:28 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO DETERMINED TO BE THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN CROMAGNONS AND NEANDERTHALS BY SCIENTISTS

  36. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:29 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO: NEW CAST MEMBER FOR HIT TV SHOW, QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY

  37. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:29 pm | Permalink

    CRUSADERX WINS JOHNNIE COCKROACH AWARD FOR WHINIEST AFFIRMATIVE ACTION LAW STUDENT!

  38. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:32 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO NOMINATED PRESIDENT OF NAACP.

  39. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:33 pm | Permalink

    JOINT PUERTO-RICAN/PHLLIPINO MANNED MARS MISSION CANCELLED AFTER ASTRONAUTS CAUGHT TRYING TO SIPHON FUEL FROM AMERICAN SPACE SHUTTLE!

  40. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:34 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO DOES TAE BO WITH BILLY BLANKS

  41. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:35 pm | Permalink

    NEXT ON OPRAH: IAN SANTIAGO AND HISPANICS WHO HATE THEMSELVES

  42. Uncle Sam
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:37 pm | Permalink

    CHINA XIAMEN PLANT AWARDED CONTRACT FOR “NEXT” SPACE SHUTTLE!ONLY AFFORDABLE BID FOR GOVERNMENT SPACE CONTRACTS!

    BUT

    WHAT COUNTRY WILL FLY IT?

  43. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:37 pm | Permalink

    SUNDAY ON TYRA BANKS SHOW: RU PAUL ANNOUNCES IAN SANTIAGO AS WINNER FOR “IN-THE-CLOSET” AWARD

  44. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:40 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO AND HIS IMPROMPTU LOVE AFFAIR WITH MICHAEL JACKSON

  45. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:41 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO EXPLAINS WHY HE IS A RACIST SAYING: “I COULDN’T GET INTO THE JACKSON 5.”

  46. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:42 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO LEARNS HOW TO SPELL FILIPINO WITH AN “F”.

  47. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    “CRUSADERX APPEARS ON JERRY SPRINGER EPISODE: “GUILT RIDDEN SELF HATING RACE MIXERS AND THE MINORITIES WHO CRAVE THEM!”

  48. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO NEWEST COLUMNIST FOR “GAY CITY NEWS.”

  49. CrusaderX
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO ADOPTS WHITE GERMAN PARENTS WHILE DENYING HIS NATURAL BLACK CUBAN PARENTS.

  50. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    CRUSADERX INVOLVED IN BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE WITH LADY DONNA MARIE ROYCE AND THE REAL GALAHAD!

  51. Curly
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 9:41 pm | Permalink

    Jeez guys, that’s going to leave marks.

  52. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 9:46 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO ABDUCTED BY ALIENS IN GRAND SCHEME TO CREATE UBER RACE OF ALIEN-ARYAN HYBRIDS!

  53. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 9, 2006 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

    BUSH REGIME HIRES SOPRANO CRIME FAMILY TO WHACK “BROWNIE” BEFORE HE CAN SPILL THE BEANS.

  54. CrusaderX
    Posted February 10, 2006 at 12:09 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO STARS IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2. ASKED WHY HE CHOSE TO STAR OPPOSITE JAKE GYLLENHAAL, IAN REPLIES: “I CAN’T GET ENOUGH ROUGH ANAL SEX, BESIDES, JAKE IS HOT!”

  55. Jed
    Posted February 10, 2006 at 12:22 pm | Permalink

    IAN ABDUCTED BY ILLEGAL ALIENS AND TAKEN BACK TO CUBA!

  56. CrusaderX
    Posted February 10, 2006 at 12:45 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO DOES HIP-HOP VIDEO WITH EMINEM, PRODUCED BY PUFF DADDY.