Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:

BUSH: ‘I AM AN OILAHOLIC’; President Admits Petroleum Addiction, Enters Rehab

GREENSPAN SENDS MIXED SIGNALS IN FIRST DAY AT HOME; Former Fed Chief’s Inscrutable Statements Baffle Wife

OPRAH TAKES BUSH TO WOODSHED; Rips President Over WMD Fibs

SADDAM DANCES ON TOP OF LIMO TO THE DELIGHT OF FANS; Deposed Dictator Hoping to Create Media Circus, Insiders Say

OSAMA ANNOUNCES BOOK CLUB; Madman on Collision Course With Oprah

ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS CALLS CHOCOLATE CITY UNFEASIBLE; New Orleans Would Be in Constant Danger of Melting, USACE Says

NAKED PHOTOS OF BUSH AND ABRAMOFF ROCK WHITE HOUSE; But President Still Denies Knowing Lobbyist
Posted by Phillip Brownlee

16 Comments

  1. writerdog
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 3:03 am | Permalink

    Knew there must be a good reason the white house would not release the photos…Who would want to see BUsh naked? Glyn put your hand down.LoL

  2. Steve
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 6:03 am | Permalink

    SOTU Blog decends to level of juvenile AOL chat room. Local blogger Walker leads the way when he trades credibility for title of Blog Clown.

  3. wolfie
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 7:42 am | Permalink

    *snork*~NAKED PHOTOS OF BUSH AND ABRAMOFF ROCK WHITE HOUSE;~

    Way to make me spit coffee all over my keyboard. Thank you for not making this a visual post.

  4. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 11:26 am | Permalink

    JUSTICE ALITO SIDES WITH LEFTISTS TO GRANT STAY OF EXECUTION TO N*GGER WHO RAPED AND MURDERED 15 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL.

    WAIT, THIS REALLY HAPPENED!

  5. Steve
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 11:42 am | Permalink

    POST-ER STEVE REVEALS BUSH’S WHEREABOUTS DURING MISSING GUARD YEAR

    Self-loathing gay admits young soldier spent lost year with him

  6. Todd
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 12:00 pm | Permalink

    DEMOCRATS RELEVANT AGAIN

  7. Steve
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 12:18 pm | Permalink

    STEVE TO HEAD “INTERROGATION” AT ABU GHRAIB PRISON

    “No one is more irritating than he is,” says gov’t official

  8. Outlander
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 12:29 pm | Permalink

    SHEEHAN ADMITS TO CRUSH ON BUSH

    “Can’t you see, it has all been a ruse to get close to him”, said the now former anti-war activist.”When I laid my head on Hugo Chavez’s shoulder, it was just to make George jealous”.

  9. J M Walker
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    BLOGGER WALKER DECIDES TO QUIT PULLING LIBERAL CHAINS AND STARTS POSTING SERIOUS BLOGS.

    IN A SHOW OF UNITY, ED, IAN, RAGE, PR, XXX, STEVE, BEN, GALAHAD, AND SOME OTHER GUY, MAKE A PACT TO PERFORM MASS SUICIDE BY IMPALING THEMSELVE ON THE WICHITA TRIPOD.

    SHOULD THAT FAIL, THEY WILL DRINK WATER STRAIGHT FROM THE ARKANSAS RIVER.

    FILM AT ELEVEN.

  10. J M Walker
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 8:19 pm | Permalink

    WEblog BLOGGERS SUDDENLY DEVELOPE A SENSE OF HUMOR.

    IN RELATED NEWS, TANKER TRUCK CARRYING LAUGHING GAS OVERTURNS AND LEAKS ENTIRE CONTENTS, CAUSING AN EXTREME FIT OF JOCULARITY AT KBOE MONTHLY MEETING. COUNCIL MEMBERS HEARD TELLING RELIGIOUS JOKES.

  11. inourbutwotmi
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    WALKER, STUNG BY CRITICISM, LASHES OUT AT EVERYBODY.

  12. J M Walker
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 10:04 pm | Permalink

    INOURBUTWOTMI SUDDENLY FINDS HE CANT GET OUT. IN A STINGING INDICTMENT, HE ASKS, “ANYBODY GOT ANY PREP H?”

  13. J R
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 10:47 pm | Permalink

    Rev. Fred Phelps barked at by small dog.”God hates Shih Tzus” , Phelps declares.

  14. Jed
    Posted February 4, 2006 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    NAKED PHOTOS OF BUSH AND ABRAMOFF; But Who Was Doing It To Whom? Inquiring minds want to know!

  15. HARDTRUTH
    Posted February 4, 2006 at 1:06 pm | Permalink

    THEY ARE DOING A ‘69′ TOGETHER

  16. Jed
    Posted February 6, 2006 at 11:29 am | Permalink

    Gee,I thought it might be a ‘72!