Good year for nicknames

Chicago Tribune writer Mark Jacob recently had this apt observation about 2005: From “God’s Rottweiler” to “Brownie” to “Scooter” to “The Hammer” to “Scalito” to the unmasking of “Deep Throat” and such fusions as “TomKat” and “Brangelina,” it really was the year of the nickname. (In prison, by the way, Martha Stewart was “M. Diddy.”) Especially because George Bush is such a habitual nicknamer himself, it makes you wonder why he hasn’t acquired any lasting monikers since “Dubya,” “43” and “Shrub.” Any suggestions?
Posted by Rhonda Holman

21 Comments

  1. XXX
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 12:51 am | Permalink

    Let’s not forget “Chimpy”.

  2. J M Walker
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 5:46 am | Permalink

    . . . Or Boron.

  3. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 6:53 am | Permalink

    “terrorists” takes the cake for nicknames. Jews named the Palestinians “terrorist” before they even fought-back.

    From the “terrorist” attack which the 9/11 commission said wasn’t, but rather a payback for Jews murdering Palestinians, to the phony Jewish-labeled “war on terrorism” which does not exist, nicknames like the unpatriotic, Patriot Act now abound.

    When something is bad the Jews just give a nice-soundings name.

    Nicknaming has become a Jewish art form. { Jews meaning Zionist Likud Israelis }

  4. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 7:33 am | Permalink

    Almost forgot: The worse is “suspected terrorist” which anybody can be called and that gives with it a license to be murdered. No proof necessary, just that nickname.

    In the sane world before Bush and his “crazies” showed-up, including about half of this blog, there used to be laws against murder.

    Not anymore, unless of course when applied to “Blacks.”

    They’re still fair-game.

  5. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 7:41 am | Permalink

    Bush’s “craziest crazy” { newest nickname }http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/46150D4C-6082-4550-A96F-B6E535C98E49.htm

  6. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 7:51 am | Permalink

    What would the “craziest crazy Rice” say if Pakistanis bombed an American house killing 18 Americans and said they thought a number 2 “terrorist” was inside?

    Would Americans say: “Nice try?”

  7. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 7:55 am | Permalink

    Not “The worst President Ever”

    “The insane President” and his “crazy Administration”

    { change of nicknames }

  8. scott
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 8:51 am | Permalink

    i’m not sure you could print the nicknames i’ve come up with… not even here on the web

  9. Posted January 16, 2006 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    “President Cuckoo-Bananas” and “Liar-in-Chief” are two I like . . .

    He’s doing a “heck of a job” . . .

  10. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 12:33 pm | Permalink

    “The Bulldozer” { 62 years of murdering and Bush wished Sharon, “The Bulldozer” a speedy recovery…unbelievable }.

    ” Sharon was soon there to demonstrate his savagery. Between 1967 and 1970, after the resistance began to show its first stirrings in Gaza, Sharon, as commander of the Southern Front, mounted one of the most brutal campaigns in modern history to stamp it out. In August 1970, after entering Gaza, he moved his troops from street to street, neighborhood to neighborhood, refugee camp to refugee camp, orange grove to orange grove where, using their commander’s weapon of choice, the bulldozer, they demolished thousands of homes and uprooted large portions of the Strip’s groves, the region’s only crop.”

    “Orders were given to shoot “terrorist suspects” without questions being asked. Over a thousand people were executed.”http://www.arabnews.com/?page=7&section=0&article=76096&d=11&m=1&y=2006

    So I guess Rice thinks that 18 “terrorist suspects” is not to bad, by the Sharon/Bush/Rice standards.

  11. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

    “Showdown at the OK Corral” { nickname for Iran }

    Is Israel really worth it? We could trade Israel for 1 dollar a gallon gasoline. Which would you rather have? { we know what Bush wants }

    Tehran threatens to dramatically raise oil prices if sanctions are applied.

    “Any possible sanctions from the west could possibly, by disturbing Iran’s political and economic situation, raise oil prices beyond levels the west expects.”

    http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0113/dailyUpdate.html

  12. Uncle Sam
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    The nick name for G.W., for those of us who study him is: “Miss Nomer” This is due to his constant rambling of misnomers where he either shows blantant ignorance or a predominate hate for the english langueage.

    G.W. Bush is Miss Nomer!

  13. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    “Crazy Rice” is on her way to the UN to see if she can raise our gasoline prices.

    “Crazy Rice” must not think the price of gasoline is high enough now.

    Even though most working Americans have maxed-out their credit cards in order to pay the current $2.50-$3.00 a gallon.

    Why isn’t “crazy Rice” in the “funny-Farm where she and “Crazy Bush” sooo belong?

    Or at least in jail with the rest of the serial murders?

  14. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    Uncle Sam, Bush can talk out both-sides of his flop-ears as far as I’m concerned. It’s our gas-tanks and trying to fill them up is where the real problem starts.

    We could trade Israel to the Iranians for a lot of cheap oil.

    With the understanding that the Iranians would treat the Israelis with the same respect that the Israelis have been treating the Arabs. Even make them sign a G-d piece of paper like our constitution, as Bush says.

  15. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 2:02 pm | Permalink

    The Israelis have “nicknamed” the Iranians as “Holocaust Deniers” just because the population figures for European Jews between 1936 and 1946 are the same.

    Those lying Iranians are suggesting that 6 million Jews are not missing.

    Well, those Iranians were just never any good at adding and subtracting.

  16. Pancho Villa
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

    That fact that Spielbergs movie Munich has made 34 million dollars must really have Ed throwing his feces.

  17. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    “Crazy Bush’s” number 2 Al-Qaida guy is an overall part of Crazy Bush’s”…”number 2″

  18. DUBYA
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    DON’T YA’LL FERGET MY GOOD BUDDY TANKER TODD! TOO BAD OL’ COMMIE MCCAIN STOPPED ALL THAT PORK I WAS SENDING YER WAY!

  19. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    Munich shows the Palestinians as human beings which has Israel denouncing Spielberg as a traitor to Zionism.

    You little Zionist punks are so ready to scream “Jew-Hated” you’ll look right passed the facts to do it.

  20. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

    BTW, I’ve never missed a Spielberg film. Greatest story ever.

  21. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 4:23 pm | Permalink

    I don’t always agree with Ed but when he is right he is right!

    by James J. David a retired Brigadier General- Jan 7, 2003

    (James J. David is a retired Brigadier General and a graduate of theU.S. Army’s Command and General Staff College, and the NationalSecurity Course, National Defense University, Washington, DC. Heserved as a Company Commander with the 101st Airborne Division in theRepublic of Vietnam in 1969 and 1970 and also served nearly 3 years ofArmy active duty in and around the Middle East from 1967-1969.)

    Question: Which country alone in the Middle East has nuclear weapons?Answer: Israel.

    Q: Which country in the Middle East refuses to sign the nuclearnon-proliferation treaty and bars international inspections?Answer: Israel.

    Q: Which country in the Middle East seized the sovereign territory ofother nations by military force and continues to occupy it in defianceof United Nations Security Council resolutions?Answer: Israel.

    Q: Which country in the Middle East routinely violates theinternational borders of another sovereign state with warplanes andartillery and naval gunfire?Answer: Israel.

    Q: What American ally in the Middle East has for years sent assassinsinto other countries to kill its political enemies (a practicesometimes called exporting terrorism)?Answer: Israel.

    Q: In which country in the Middle East have high-ranking militaryofficers admitted publicly that unarmed prisoners of war wereexecuted?Answer: Israel.

    Q: What country in the Middle East refuses to prosecute its soldierswho have acknowledged executing prisoners of war?Answer: Israel.

    Q: What country in the Middle East created 762,000 refugees andrefuses to allow them to return to their homes, farms and businesses?Answer: Israel.

    Q: What country in the Middle East refuses to pay compensation topeople whose land, bank accounts and businesses it confiscated?Answer: Israel.

    Q: In what country in the Middle East was a high-ranking UnitedNations diplomat assassinated?Answer: Israel.

    Q: In what country in the Middle East did the man who ordered theassassination of a high-ranking U.N. diplomat become prime minister?Answer: Israel.

    Q: What country in the Middle East blew up an American diplomaticfacility in Egypt and attacked a U.S. ship, the USS Liberty, ininternational waters, killing 34 and wounding 171 American sailors?Answer: Israel.

    Q: What country in the Middle East employed a spy, Jonathan Pollard,to steal classified documents and then gave some of them to the SovietUnion?Answer: Israel.

    Q: What country at first denied any official connection to Pollard,then voted to make him a citizen and has continuously demanded thatthe American president grant Pollard a full pardon?Answer: Israel.

    Q. What Middle East country allows American Jewish murderers to fleeto its country to escape punishment in the United States and refusesto extradite them once in their custody?Answer: Israel

    Q. What Middle East country preaches against hate yet builds a shrineand a memorial for a murderer who killed 29 Palestinians while theyprayed in their Mosque.Answer: Israel

    Q: What country on Planet Earth has the second most powerful lobby inthe United States, according to a recent Fortune magazine survey ofWashington insiders?Answer: Israel.

    Q. Which country in the Middle East deliberately targeted a U.N.Refugee Camp in Qana, Lebanon and killed 103 innocent men, women, andespecially children?Answer: Israel

    Q: Which country in the Middle East is in defiance of 69 UnitedNations Security Council resolutions and has been protected from 29more by U.S. vetoes?Answer: Israel.

    Q. Which country in the Middle East receives more than one-third ofall U.S. aid yet is the 16th richest country in the world?Answer: Israel

    Q. Which country in the Middle East receives U.S. weapons for free andthen sells the technology to the Republic of China even at theobjections of the U.S.?Answer: Israel

    Q. Which country in the Middle East routinely insults the Americanpeople by having its Prime Minister address the United States Congressand lecturing them like children on why they have no right to reduceforeign aid?Answer: Israel

    Q. Which country in the Middle East had its Prime Minister announce tohis staff not to worry about what the United States says because “Wecontrol America?”Answer: Israel

    Q. What country in the Middle East was cited by Amnesty Internationalfor demolishing more than 4000 innocent Palestinian homes as a meansof ethnic cleansing.Answer: Israel

    Q. Which country in the Middle East has just recently used a weapon ofmass destruction, a one-ton smart bomb, dropping it in the center of ahighly populated area killing 15 civilians including 9 children?Answer: Israel

    Q. Which country in the Middle East routinely kills young Palestinianchildren for no reason other than throwing stones at armoredvehicles, bulldozers, or tanks?Answer: Israel

    Q. Which country in the Middle East signed the Oslo Accords promisingto halt any new Jewish Settlement construction, but instead, has builtmore than 270 new settlements since the signing?Answer: Israel

    Q. Which country in the Middle East has assassinated more than 100political officials of its opponent in the last 2 years while killinghundreds of civilians in the process, including dozens of children?Answer: Israel

    Q.. Which country in the Middle East regularly violates the GenevaConvention by imposing collective punishment on entire towns,villages, and camps, for the acts of a few, and even goes as far asdemolishing entire villages while people are still in their homes?Answer: Israel

    Q: What country in the Middle East is the United States threatening toattack because of fear that it may be a threat to us and to ourallies?Answer: Iraq

    —–
    Just for the Zionist punk.

    From Haaretz in Israel:

    As Steven Spielberg’s new movie Munich succeeds in theaters and we reflect on the damage it has caused (in the minds of those who think this movie does not represent the Israeli case appropriately), what do you think will be the right way to deal will the public reaction to it? In general, when such movies are to be released, is it better to attack them – perhaps giving them more attention than they deserve as was the case with both Mel Gibson’s movie and with Spielberg’s film – or are we ought to ignore them altogether?

    Rosnerhttp://www.haaretz.com/hasen/pages/rosnerGuest.jhtml?itemNo=670656

    From the Zionist Jewish Washington Post

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/30/AR2005123001581.html