Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

WICHITA LEGISLATIVE DELEGATION OFFERS IDEAS FOR VOTERS WANTING TO BUY LUNCH ACCESS; Options Include Banquet, Buffet and Express Drive-through

BIN LADEN, AL-ZARHAWI ADMIT TO ‘BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN’ RELATIONSHIP; ‘It Gets Lonely Hiding in the Hills,’ Says Terror Chief in Latest Tape

MINNESOTA DEVELOPERS BUY CITY HALL; Underused Building Will Be Another Loft Conversion
Posted by Randy Scholfield

22 Comments

  1. writerdog
    Posted January 29, 2006 at 5:57 am | Permalink

    BIN LADEN, AL-ZARHAWI ADMIT TO ‘BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN’ RELATIONSHIP; ‘It Gets Lonely Hiding in the Hills,’ Says Terror Chief in Latest TapeLater Bin Laden retract statement, :”We did not have a relationship, it is just cold in them there hills!”

  2. J M Walker
    Posted January 29, 2006 at 8:33 am | Permalink

    BUSH RETALIATES AGAINT LIBERALS CALLING FOR INVESTIGATION INTO MISUSE OF WIRETAPS:”I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBERS”, HE STATES.In other related news, Liberals asking for Indian assistance in learning smoke signals.

  3. Ron Lago
    Posted January 29, 2006 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    Wichita Police fire on suspect and ACTUALLY hit him.

  4. Ron Lago
    Posted January 29, 2006 at 9:06 am | Permalink

    Wichita Police fire on suspect and ACTUALLY hit him.

  5. ProudLib
    Posted January 29, 2006 at 9:12 am | Permalink

    BILL O’REILLEY REVISES CHILDREN’S BOOK

    Adds a chapter on the “no no” of unwanted phone sex

  6. Ian Santiago
    Posted January 29, 2006 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    ED FRIEDMAN AND IAN SANTIAGO SEEN IN SAME ROOM TOGETHER!

  7. J M Walker
    Posted January 29, 2006 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

    ED FRIEDMAN AND IAN SANTIAGO SEEN MELDING INTO ONE PERSON. IT CALLS ITSELF “SUPER XXX”!

    In a related story, the old XXX retires and starts teaching yoga to terrorists whose belts failed to explode.

  8. Ian Santiago
    Posted January 29, 2006 at 7:52 pm | Permalink

    WICHITA EAGLE ANNONCES INTENTION TO DO IN DEPTH SERIES ON TRUE COST OF THIRD WORLD IMMIGRATION AND THE REAL EXTEN OF MINORITY ON WHITE CRIME.

    IN OTHER NEWS IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!

  9. XXX
    Posted January 29, 2006 at 8:40 pm | Permalink

    XXX ARESTED FOR CUTTING JM WALKER’S GUITAR STRINGS (ALL OF EM).

  10. ProudLib
    Posted January 29, 2006 at 11:18 pm | Permalink

    IN HISTORIC ROUT, REPUBLICANS WIN ALL ELECTIONS IN EVERY CONTEST

    Computerized voting working “flawlessly,” says Republican chairman

  11. ProudLib
    Posted January 29, 2006 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    BUSH TEAM HIRES “SGT. SCHULTZ” AS NEW SPOKESMAN

    “I know nushing, NUSHING,” he says in response to all reporters’ questions.

  12. ProudLib
    Posted January 29, 2006 at 11:22 pm | Permalink

    BUSH DAUGHTERS ENLIST FOR FRONT LINE COMBAT

    “We want to achieve something our father never did,” says Jenna.

  13. J M Walker
    Posted January 30, 2006 at 8:53 am | Permalink

    XXX ARRESTED FOR FAILING TO SPELL “ARRESTED” CORRECTLY.

    In a related incident, J M Walker buys new guitar strings at WalMart for a discount price. XXX, in a fit of rage, gnaws on terrorists belt, but fails to explode it.

  14. Ron Lago
    Posted January 30, 2006 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    Wichita runs out of lipstick for its self

  15. XXX
    Posted January 30, 2006 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

    XXX has fit when he finds out he could have been buying discount strings at WalMart.

  16. Outlander
    Posted January 30, 2006 at 7:44 pm | Permalink

    DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP BEGINS TALK ON STRATEGY TO BLOCK ALITO NOMINATION

    In a related story, it’s too late!

  17. J R
    Posted January 30, 2006 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

    WHITE HOUSE OUTRAGE!Mc Clellan: “New Curious Goerge “movie” obvious liberal attack.”

  18. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted January 31, 2006 at 8:30 am | Permalink

    Outlander, I am howling. That is really funny.

  19. Outlander
    Posted January 31, 2006 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    KANSASFARMGRRL FLAMES OUT, RETURNS TO GREEN ACRES

    “I was trying to cover every topic and it became too much for me. At least the cows think like I want them to” said the obviously tired and cranky blogger.

  20. Outlander
    Posted January 31, 2006 at 12:35 pm | Permalink

    CITY ANNOUNCES DOWNTOWN ARENA PARKING SOLUTION

    Plan would establish shuttle service from the soon to be underused Kansas Coliseum parking lot. Outside the news conference, enterprising Park City mayor Dee Stuart announced establishment of entertainment district to serve shuttle customers.

  21. Ben Huie
    Posted January 31, 2006 at 1:06 pm | Permalink

    DEMOCRATS FORM FIRING SQUAD

    find out too late they assembled in a circle

  22. Ian Santiago
    Posted February 1, 2006 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    ED FRIEDMAN ABDUCTED BY MOSSAD ON THE WAY TO IRANIAN HOLOCAU$T CONFERENCE! ISRAELI PROSECUTOR INSISTS THAT TRUTH WILL BE NO DEFENSE DURING TRIAL TO PUNISH FRIEDMAN FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE JEW WORLD ORDER