Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from the Web Site borowitzreport.com:

BRAD AND ANGELINA’S BABY NAMED SEXIEST FETUS ALIVE; Early Ultrasound Reveals Uber-hot Tot

ALITO SAYS HE HAS NO AGENDA BOOK; Senate Democrats Skeptical of Judge’s Latest Claim

PAT ROBERTSON: SATAN CAUSED CHENEY’S SHORTNESS OF BREATH; Devil Laid Veep Low, Evangelist Says

INDECIPHERABLE CHATTER TURNS OUT TO BE BUSH; Setback for Domestic Spying Program

RETURNED ABRAMOFF DONATIONS ERASE NATIONAL DEBT; Lawmakers Scramble to Shed Trillions in Tainted Cash
Posted by Phillip Brownlee

7 Comments

  1. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 13, 2006 at 12:28 am | Permalink

    PAT ROBERTSON: ” THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT ”

    Later Robertson disclosed that the Devil has been making him do things ever since he can remember.

  2. Rage
    Posted January 13, 2006 at 9:16 am | Permalink

    ALITO CONFIRMED 111-0Related story: Some senators declared ‘enemy combatants’ Page 14E

  3. J M Walker
    Posted January 13, 2006 at 9:42 am | Permalink

    BIDEN TALKS HIMSELF INTO A CORNER. CALLS ON SENATE SECURITY TO ARREST CORNER.In related story, senate Democrats call for expulsion of all corners.

  4. CF
    Posted January 13, 2006 at 10:11 am | Permalink

    SAMUEL ALITO ANSWERS ‘YES / NO’ QUESTIONS USING THE WORDS ‘YES’ / ‘NO.’

  5. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 13, 2006 at 10:23 am | Permalink

    WAR ON TERRORISM ENDS.. US TO STOP TERRORIZING

    Israel agrees to stop making “terrorists”

    Bush agrees to stop calling Iraqi insurgents “terrorists”

    TIMES SQUARE: IT’S OVER

  6. Win14TheGipr
    Posted January 15, 2006 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    PUBLIC FINDS OUT BUDDY HAS BEEN IN THE BASEMENT FOR EIGHT YEARS

    McCormick Joins The Staff of RegretTheError.com

  7. Ed Friedemann
    Posted January 16, 2006 at 12:47 pm | Permalink

    ISRAELI FOUND WITH CONSCIENCE

    HANGED IMMEIATLY

    HOPEFULLY ISOLATED CASE