Comments on: Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

By: Steven E.

Steven E. — Mon, 02 Jan 2006 02:32:55 +0000

SOCIAL SECURITY: MAKE IT NEITHER!Billionares for Bush

By: RulingInHell

RulingInHell — Sun, 01 Jan 2006 17:05:52 +0000

GROVER NORQUIST, ANTI-TAX GURU, PROMISES TO SHRINK JACK ABRAMOFF UNTIL HE CAN BE “DROWNED IN THE BATHTUB”

He explains “in times like these, sacrifices are necessary.”

By: Zeitgeist

Zeitgeist — Sun, 01 Jan 2006 15:53:47 +0000

NOTHING TO HIDE ACT ALLOWS CITIZENS TO SIGN UP FOR GOVERNMENT MONITORING

“Response has been slow,” says fed official.

By: XXX

XXX — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 03:36:58 +0000

“We know exactly where one cowwith mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.”

By: Roo

Roo — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 13:47:02 +0000

RUDOLPH FOUND DEAD SANS NOSE: Suspicions fall on the rogue gang of Yaks intent on stopping perceived “illegal immigration”

By: Roo

Roo — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 13:45:14 +0000

NORTH POLE TURNS ICE-FREE YEAR-ROUND: Santa Claus moves to Tibet, bills White House for expenses

By: Ed Friedemann

Ed Friedemann — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:52:24 +0000

NEGOTIATED SETTLEMENT: SECRET SERVICE AGREES TO WEAR WHITE SUITS

By: Ed Friedemann

Ed Friedemann — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:46:20 +0000

MEN IN WHITE SUITS SCUFFLE WITH SECRET SERVICE OVER CUSTODY OF BUSH

By: JohnDoe#2

JohnDoe#2 — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:01:44 +0000

as i said before…

BUSH SWEARS HE NEVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH IRAQ

SECRET MEMO PROVES HE TOTALLY SCREWED THE ENTIRE COUNTRY