Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

BAYOUTH ADDS CASINO, SPACE NEEDLE, HELI-PAD, BOWLING MUSEUM TO HIS ARENA IDEA; Former County Commissioner Seeks More Ideas: ‘Hey, It’s Not Too Late to Change This’

BOEING WORKERS DEFECT TO CHINA; ‘This Is About Job Security,’ Says One, Disappearing Over Great Wall

BUSH SAYS JUST IGNORE THAT CLICKING NOISE ON YOUR PHONE; ‘Trust Us, It’s Not Wiretaps, We’re Just Doing Routine Maintenance’

U.S. PROTESTS IRAN’S BAN ON WESTERN MUSIC, BUT AGREES WITH SILENCING ASHLEE SIMPSON; Condi Rice Calls Anti-Simpson Stand ‘Reasonable’
Posted by Randy Scholfield

34 Comments

  1. TRACY
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 7:33 am | Permalink

    NOBODY ROBBED THE LIQUOR STORE ON THE POORER SIDE OF TOWN!!

  2. Joe Blow
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 9:43 am | Permalink

    Eagle Whacks Tiahrt on Torture Without Having Facts.

  3. writerdog
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    Tiahrt talks out of both sides of face. One side Neo-con and the other Religious right. But no words spoken for the people of Kansas.

  4. writerdog
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    Tiahrt talks out of both sides of face. One side Neo-con and the other Religious right. But does not speak for the people of Kansas.

  5. writerdog
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 10:53 am | Permalink

    sorry for the double post.

  6. Galajad
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 11:42 am | Permalink

    TIAHRT LIVES UP TO TERM LIMIT PLEDGE

    Promises not to run next time

  7. Steven E.
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 11:47 am | Permalink

    TIAHRT RECONSIDERS TERM LIMIT PLEDGE:

    “My old job at Boeing has been eliminated”, representative explains.

  8. Jed
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 12:51 pm | Permalink

    TIAHRT RELUCTANTLY AGREES TO STOP TORTURING HIS CONSTITUENCY. And no more tortured logic either!

  9. Outlander
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    DEM LEADERSHIP CITES CONFIRMATION BY “CREDIBLE SOURCE” THAT BUSH LIED ON IRAQ.

    Saddam’s sworn testimony seals the issue”, said Democrat spokesperson Dick Kennedy.

  10. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 10:33 pm | Permalink

    SUPREME COURT HOLDS ITSELF TO BE UNCONSTITUTIONAL

  11. Jed
    Posted December 24, 2005 at 1:56 am | Permalink

    IAN DISCOVERS HIS AFRICAN ANCESTORS

  12. Ben Huie
    Posted December 24, 2005 at 12:26 pm | Permalink

    IAN TAKES OFF HOOD – REVEALS IT IS HIS HEAD THAT IS POINTED

  13. Steven E.
    Posted December 24, 2005 at 1:26 pm | Permalink

    BUSH, THE PRESIDENT WHO LISTENS TO ALL CITIZENS:Rove reveals new trial baloon

  14. Joe Blow
    Posted December 24, 2005 at 4:01 pm | Permalink

    Dems Win Election Against Tiahrt

  15. J M Walker
    Posted December 24, 2005 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    ANWAR OIL FIELD FOUND TO BE TIED TO MAJOR OIL FIELD IN IRAQ. BUSH TO INVADE ALASKA.

  16. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    BUSH INVADES CANADA

    SITES REASON AS “EASY PICKININGS”

  17. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    Canadians Arrest Bush for Spelling Error

  18. XXX
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    Bush Says secret spying by NSA stops 9,387,506 terrorist attacks on America. When reporters ask for proof, they are arrested.

  19. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 11:57 am | Permalink

    XXX, And all those were planned by just one terrorist. Talk about a hard-working dude.

  20. XXX
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 11:57 am | Permalink

    Bush orders free cell phone software upgrades for all Americans with cell phones. Says upgrades will be installed by NSA technicians to save money.

  21. XXX
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

    President orders electronic chip implant in the foreheads of all Americans. Bush says the new 666 BigBrother chip will make body identification easier in case of terriorist attack.

  22. J M Walker
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 12:03 pm | Permalink

    ED FREIDMANN ARRESTED BY NSA FOR FINALLY SHOWING A SENSE OF HUMOR.

  23. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 12:04 pm | Permalink

    Walker Arested For Not Spelling Friedemann Correctly

  24. XXX
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 12:04 pm | Permalink

    Ed arrested for identifying sole perpetrator of 9,387,506 failed terrorist attacks. President cites terrorist’s right to privacy.

  25. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 12:10 pm | Permalink

    Terrorist Mail Boo-Cards Instead of Christmas Cards.

    Bush hides Under Bed

  26. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 12:12 pm | Permalink

    Bush Ignors Fouth Amentment

    Can’t Count to Four.

  27. XXX
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 12:14 pm | Permalink

    Bush swears out unsigned warrant because Ed is on a roll, lol!

  28. A Guy from up north
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 12:55 pm | Permalink

    Mexicans now have majority, take over U.S. government

  29. Falcone
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 4:52 pm | Permalink

    Americans to Mexicans: Remember the Alamo!

  30. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 10:47 pm | Permalink

    Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines are all proven True

    Evidence gathered by Walker

  31. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

    ISRAEL IS PROVEN COST-EFFECTIVE

    MATH DONE BY BUSH AND SHARON

  32. Jed
    Posted December 27, 2005 at 12:05 pm | Permalink

    Mexican’s reply that they certainly do remember the Alamo; they won that one!

  33. Falcone
    Posted December 27, 2005 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    Mexicans wishing they’d lost at Alamo after serious a**whooping at San Jacinto. Santanta freaks out; loses head.

  34. JohnDoe#2
    Posted December 30, 2005 at 1:11 am | Permalink

    BUSH SWEARS HE NEVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH IRAQ

    SECRET MEMO PROVES HE TOTALLY SCREWED THE ENTIRE COUNTRY