Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

MIRECKI CLAIMS BEATING BY FELLOW KU PROFESSORS LED TO RESIGNATION; Embattled Prof Says Peers Mentioned P.R. Debacle During Vicious Gang Stomp

CHRISTMAS UNDER ATTACK BY FRENCH TOURISTS, SAYS O’REILLY; Foreigners Fail to Say ‘Merry Christmas’ to Americans, Charges Cable Host

WATERWALK UNVEILS SCALED-DOWN MASTER PLAN: ‘WORLD-CLASS’ MINIATURE GOLF COURSE WITH WATER FEATURES; DeBoer Vows to Do ‘Whatever It Takes’ to Finish WaterPutt

JAPAN AGREES TO RENEW BEEF IMPORTS BUT BANS FRIED PORK SKINS; Koizumi Insists the Snack Food Is Scaring Japanese Consumers

Posted by Randy Scholfield

13 Comments

  1. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 16, 2005 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    RABBI ADMITS HOLOCAUST BIG MONEY MAKING FAKE

    WISHES TO BE PAID FOR DISCLOSER

  2. Joe Blow
    Posted December 17, 2005 at 6:40 am | Permalink

    Eddie Writes Post Has Nothing to do With Israel, Zionism, Holocaust

  3. J M Walker
    Posted December 17, 2005 at 7:24 am | Permalink

    ED FOUND OUT TO BE THE THEORETICAL “MONKEY” THAT CAN PUT LETTERS TOGETHER TO FORM WORDS.

    SCHOLARS DISMISS WRITINGS AS MEANINGLESS DRIVEL.

  4. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 17, 2005 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

    WALMART SEEKS TO BECOME WATERWALK TENANT

    “After the city denied our request to build on north Meridian we started looking for available space. Since no one else wants to move to the Waterwalk, we thought, why not? It’s zoned commercial and we could sell bait”, said Walmart spokesman Walter “Wally” Walters.—–
    BIPOLAR WALKER IS OTHER END OF BIPOLAR BLOW

    BOTH ARGUE WHICH END TAKES NUMBER 2Zionist Judge sentences them to Facility 1391

    Screams heard from both: “I did it”…”I did it”

  5. Steven E.
    Posted December 17, 2005 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    WE BLOGGERS REFRAIN FROM PERSONAL ATTACKS FOR 24 HOURS:

    Mayans credits Lithium Carbonate Addition to the Water Supply

    NON-WICHITAN HANK/esod TAKES OVER WE BLOG:

    New-found docility of former posters blamed for this Highjack.

  6. esod
    Posted December 17, 2005 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

    ESOD ELECTED PRESIDENT OF LOCAL NMBLA CHAPTER.

  7. Galahad
    Posted December 17, 2005 at 2:48 pm | Permalink

    Okay, troll . . . stop posting under other people’s names. Even ESOD doesn’t deserve that.

  8. CF
    Posted December 17, 2005 at 8:46 pm | Permalink

    IAN SANTIAGO BUSTED IN TRUCKSTOP TRYST WITH FRED PHELPS

  9. J M Walker
    Posted December 17, 2005 at 9:18 pm | Permalink

    WE BLOG BLOGGERS FOUND OUT TO BE ONE PERSON: CONNIE MORRIS.

    CONNIE TELLS EAGLE, “I JUST LOVE SOME OF MY PERSONALITIES. IT MAKES LIFE SO MUCH FUN.”

  10. anonymous
    Posted December 17, 2005 at 10:28 pm | Permalink

    Okay, troll . . . stop posting under other people’s names. Even Ian doesn’t deserve that.

  11. Galahad
    Posted December 17, 2005 at 11:59 pm | Permalink

    Actually Ian does deserve it. His racism is pathological.

  12. Steven E.
    Posted December 18, 2005 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

    SHARON STABLE AFTER “MINOR STROKE”:

    Doctors claim the CVA the result of reading too many Ed Friedemann posts

    [The first part is true, I am doubtful about the second part, though]

  13. J M Walker
    Posted December 19, 2005 at 10:26 pm | Permalink

    BUSH RESIGNS PRESIDENCY!

    ADMITS, “I’M NOT MY FATHERS SON.”

    Vows to return to political life as re-incarnated Socialist.