Dubious, bogus and uttlerly phony … um, nevermind

Headline in Sunday’s Eagle (and probably soon to be seen on “The Tonight Show” with Jay Leno) regarding declining sales of anti-impotence drugs:
“Viagra doesn’t see growth it expected”
Posted by Phillip Brownlee

5 Comments

  1. writerdog
    Posted December 8, 2005 at 3:03 am | Permalink

    WAL-MART MOVES OPERATIONS OVER SEA.Closing all U.S. stores due to slow sales. Blames outsourcing over sea for less money for shopping at its stores in America.

  2. Joe Blow
    Posted December 8, 2005 at 5:36 am | Permalink

    Randy Scholfield Apologizes for Yesterday’s Mirecki Editorial

  3. Brian
    Posted December 8, 2005 at 7:13 am | Permalink

    WICHITA CONSIDERS CHANGING NAME TO MUMBAI!

    City officials hope multinationals will confuse Mumbai, KS with Mumbai, India and locate their call centers here. Job outlook brightens considerably.

  4. Brian
    Posted December 8, 2005 at 7:33 am | Permalink

    MUMBAI CONSIDERS CHANGING NAME TO WICHITA!

    Mumbai city officials determine that Wichita economic statistics those of a third world city. Name change should help to attract more outsourced jobs.

  5. XXX
    Posted December 9, 2005 at 6:59 am | Permalink

    WICHITA EAGLE FIGURES OUT HOW TO GET THIS THREAD TO LOAD IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES.