Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

CENTURY II TO BE TORN DOWN FOR VALUE PLACE HOTEL CORPORATE OFFICE; ‘It’s the Only Site That Works for Us,’ Says WaterWalk Spokesman

WIND GENERATOR BLADES DECORATED WITH TWINKLING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS; Critics of the Flint Hills Eyesores Admit the Towers Now ‘Very Pretty’

JAIL INMATES MOVED TO CIA SECRET PRISONS; County Hails Solution to Jail Overcrowding Problem

ARENA TO OFFER COUCHES INSTEAD OF STADIUM SEATING; Costly Move Only Option for Supersized Population

Posted by Randy Scholfield

7 Comments

  1. Galahad
    Posted December 4, 2005 at 12:34 am | Permalink

    TENS OF THOUSANDS OF YOUNG REPUBLICANS ENLIST FOR IRAQ DUTY

    Hell Freezes Over

  2. gster
    Posted December 4, 2005 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    AFTER YEARS OF STUDYING AND EFFORT, BUSH IQ NUMBER TIED WITH RESPIRATION RATE!!!!!!

  3. J M Walker
    Posted December 4, 2005 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    GALAHAD TIED TO KBOE. BRIBED MEMBERS TO VOTE FOR ID INCLUSION IN SCHOOL CURRICULUM. DISGRUNTLED KU PROFESSOR, PAUL MIRECKI, SNITCHES.

  4. gster
    Posted December 4, 2005 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    NEWS FLASH UPDATE TO:AFTER YEARS OF STUDYING AND EFFORT, BUSH IQ NUMBER TIED WITH RESPIRATION RATE!!!!!!UPDATE: TIE LASTED ONLY 12 SECONDS.DEAD REPORTED TO BE WALKING. MORE TO FOLLOW- UNFORTUNATLY.

  5. gster
    Posted December 4, 2005 at 4:05 pm | Permalink

    LINGUISTS DETERMINE “BUSHSPEAK” NOT MERELY FRACTURED ENGLISH- LINK TO ANCIENT ALIEN LANGUAGE DETECTED. STRONG URANUS ACCENT SUSPECTED.

  6. somebody
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    MIRECKI: “I GOT THE HELL BEAT OUT OF ME”

    Some Conservative Christians Question if this Feat Could be Accomplished in Less Than a Few Days.

  7. Dubya
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

    Everythin I do is dubious!

    signedDubya

    Sing praise to the red, white, and Blue! Condi and I are here for you!