Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following spoofs headlines come from borowitzreport.com:

BUSH SETS TIMETABLE FOR WITHDRAWAL OF CINDY SHEEHAN; Anti-war Mom’s Protest Could Be Over Next Week, President Says

KIM JONG IL ACQUIRES DEADLY MACY’S BALLOON; Latest Weapon in Madman’s Arsenal

IN RUN-UP TO WAR, BUSH CONSIDERED BOMBING NPR; British PM Blair Talked Him Down, New Report Says
Posted by Phillip Brownlee

13 Comments

  1. Joe Blow
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 7:07 am | Permalink

    KU Offers Course on Religion.

  2. Brian
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 7:30 am | Permalink

    IMMANUEL BAPTIST CHURCH OFFERS COURSE ON COMMON DESCENT.

    Pastor Fox pledges to common, decent behavior at lectures.

  3. Steven E.
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 10:05 am | Permalink

    BUSH ADMINISTRATION PLANTS LIKE-MINDED IDEOLOGUES IN NPR LEADERSHIP POSITIONS

    Oops, That’s Actually True . . .

  4. John Heckman
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 10:40 am | Permalink

    President Bush derails Amtrak; Dad get new locomotive named for him!

  5. Steven E.
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 12:14 pm | Permalink

    KU’S MIRECKI TO OFFER CLASS ON SOPHOMORIC SECULARISM:

    “At least I don’t have to worry about sunlight destroying this little party”, Controversial Prof exclaims.

  6. TRACY
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    FOX NEWS NETWORK: FAIR AND BALANCED.

  7. Galahad
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 1:22 pm | Permalink

    Wichita Chamber of Commerce invites President Hugo Chavez to next year’s fund raiser.

    Dennis Kuchinich promises to introduce him . . .

  8. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    PAT ROBERTSON WELCOMES HUGO CHAVEZ TO 700 CLUBExpects large donation….

  9. Ed Friedemann
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 1:36 pm | Permalink

    ED FRIEDEMANN DOES LUNCH WITH ARIEL SHARONThe two Come to Blows Over Check

  10. TRACY
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

    ED FRIEDEMANN DOES LUNCH WITH ARIEL SHARONThe two Come to Blows Over THE LAST HELPING!

    Sorry Ed, I see people calling you a big fat *******, etc. and Ariel has quite a gut himself.

  11. mrcontroversy
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 7:32 pm | Permalink

    NEW DIGITAL CABLE BILL THROWS ALL CHANNELS OFF CABLE; COX TO RAISE RATES AGAIN

  12. V. Plame
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 8:41 pm | Permalink

    BUSH ADMITS UNDER OATH HE PLANNED 911 INVASION TO SPIN PATRIOTISM FROM SHORE TO SHORE, TAKE OUR SADDAM, AND INCREASE OIL PROFITS!

  13. PAT WHO
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 8:43 pm | Permalink

    PAT ROBERTSON AND PAT ROBERTS SWAP IDENTITES WITH DUAL FACE TRANSPLANTS!