Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following spoof headlines come from the Web site borowitzreport.com:

BUSH ISSUES OFFICIAL LIST OF THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR; Not Talking to Cindy Sheehan High on List

REPUBLICANS DEMAND VOTE ON DROWNING OF KITTENS; Latest Attempt to Embarrass House Democrats

MARTHA STEWART BEGS TO RETURN TO PRISON; Desperate Bid to Boost Sagging Stock Price

THEORY OF DUMB DESIGN MAY EXPLAIN PAT ROBERTSON; Televangelist’s Brain, Mouth Elude Other Theories, Experts Say

FORMER PRESIDENTS BUSH, CLINTON ON EMERGENCY MISSION TO WHITE HOUSE; Latest Relief Mission for Globe-trotting Ex-Chiefs
Posted by Phillip Brownlee

4 Comments

  1. Ed Friedemann
    Posted November 25, 2005 at 5:31 am | Permalink

    BUSH TELLS TRUTH

  2. someone
    Posted November 25, 2005 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    NATHAN… HANK… ESOD… VOLDEMORT:Blog Witnesses Horrifying Transformation

  3. Steven E.
    Posted November 25, 2005 at 12:38 pm | Permalink

    CNN DISCLOSES THEIR INSPIRATION FOR THE CHENEY “X”:”We Thought that if Randy Schofiled can do it to Matthews, We should be able to do it to Cheney” – News Director Explains

  4. Ed Friedemann
    Posted November 26, 2005 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    BUSH PUSHES ISRAELIS BACK ACROSS GREEN LINE

    Then forms Palestinan State, ending “terrorism”