Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

NUTSCH FAMILY STRIKES OIL IN BACKYARD WHILE SHOOTIN’ AT SOME FOOD; Bubbling Crude Prompts More Grumbling From Locals

RETIRED CHESS CHAMPION KASPAROV DEFEATED BY MEDICARE DRUG PLAN; Genius Admits He Couldn’t Follow Online Instructions

STATE BOE ADDS TORTURE EXEMPTION TO SCIENCE STANDARDS; Allows Board to Inflict Cruel and Degrading Punishment on State’s Image
Posted by Randy Scholfield

8 Comments

  1. Joe Blow
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 7:12 am | Permalink

    Left leaning Eagle Editorial Board Finally Topples Over.

  2. Roo
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 7:25 am | Permalink

    USA has been turned Upside Down: Conservatives’ last attempt to put Massachussets on the Left Coast.

  3. Galahad
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 8:53 am | Permalink

    Hehehe, these are funny, Randy.

    Well done.

    “Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.”

  4. NoJoCo
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 11:28 am | Permalink

    NAACP chief makes switch to GOP

    or is it real?http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/columnists/orl-maxwell1705nov17,0,2971218.column?coll=orl-news-col

  5. J M Walker
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    ANN COULTER AND AL FRANKEN TO WED IN AN OPEN CEREMONY TO BE HELD IN TIMES SQUARE.

    SAYS THE BRIDE TO BE: “I’M REALLY A COMMIE PINKO UNDER ALL THIS BLONDE HAIR. AL HAS SHOWN ME MY TRUE COLORS. I’M SO HAPPY!”

  6. Brian
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 12:42 pm | Permalink

    OTHER MARITAL NEWS. FALWELL, LIMBAUGH, and SCALIA TO WED !!

    happy trio plan to reside in Idaho

  7. Steven E.
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

    CLARENCE THOMAS TO OFFICIATE AT LIMBAUGH/SCALIA WEDDING

    “I hope this union lasts longer than the last one I did for Rush”, Jurist was heard saying.

    (TRUE: Thomas married Limbaugh and his 3rd wife)

  8. Lyn
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 2:50 pm | Permalink

    I’ve got some Headline Humor and a Caption Contest at Bloggin’ Outloud.http://blogginoutloud.blogspot.com/2005/11/headline-humor-caption-contest.html