Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

KAUFMANS RELEASE ‘ROCKIN’ TO THE OLDIES’ NUDE THERAPY VIDEO; Late-Night TV Offer Fails to Find Audience

BLUE ROOF CHOSEN FOR DOWNTOWN ARENA DESIGN; County Officials Say It Will Be Visible for 50 Miles . . .

WATERWALK DEVELOPERS WANT TO FILL IN ARKANSAS RIVER; Could Provide Extra Surface Parking

KELLOGG WORKERS UNEARTH DEMOCRATIC PARTY OFFICE; Fossils Tell Story of Once-Thriving Political Group

PRINCE CHARLES, CAMILLA MAKE OUT ON SAN FRANCISCO STREETCORNER; Last-Ditch Attempt to Attract Media Attention on U.S. Tour Repels Onlookers
Posted by Randy Scholfield

18 Comments

  1. Brian
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 4:12 am | Permalink

    CARLOS MAYANS CHOSEN TO HEAD NEW STATE LIQUOR, PORNOGRAPHY, AND GAMBLING OUTLETS.

  2. Brian
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 4:14 am | Permalink

    ARCHAEOLOGISTS UNEARTH RARE FOSSILS AT KANSAS BOE MEETING.

  3. Ed Friedemann
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 6:10 am | Permalink

    MONKEYS DISOWN KANSAS BOE.Sue for defamation of Character

  4. J W`Walker
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 6:11 am | Permalink

    KBOE TRUMPETS NEW FINDINGS: “YES, IT IS TRUE;OUR ANCESTORS WERE MONKEYS!”

    In an unrelatd story, fourty-nine biology teachers quit and move to Missouri.

  5. Brian
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 6:24 am | Permalink

    ROYALS REVEAL NEW DESIGNATION FOR CAMILLA: DUCHESS OF ROTWEILER.

  6. Brian
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 6:34 am | Permalink

    KANSAS CHOSEN TO HOST 2006 INTERNATIONAL INTELLIGENT DESIGN HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE OLYMPIAD

    study guides handed out at local high schools suggest every answer to be “God did it”.

  7. Brian
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 6:51 am | Permalink

    HISTORIANS DISCOVER ‘ORIGINAL INTENT’ OF CONSTITUTION

    draft of rules for new board game

  8. Brian
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 9:24 am | Permalink

    JESUS SENDS EMAILS TO THE SAVED

    situation bleak for those not receiving one.

  9. Brian
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 9:58 am | Permalink

    alternate ending:

    millions of fundamentalists ask “Where’s mine?”

  10. Steven E.
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 10:19 am | Permalink

    CHENEY REQUESTS 3 YEAR EXEMPTION ON TORTURE & TRUTHFULNESS:

    The sneering V.P. insists – “This request is consistent with Real American Values”

  11. ProudMan
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 12:03 pm | Permalink

    SF ENACTS HANDGUN BAN – THOUSANDS OF CRIMINALS VOLUNTARILY DISARM

  12. Dudley D
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    WICHITA EAGLE EDITORIAL BOARD SETS RECORD!

    Posts hundreth slanted evolution story in past two weeks!

    “We were praying…er uh, I mean hoping that we could influence readers by repeating the same stupid things over and over again”, said board representative Schofield Holman.

  13. Steven E.
    Posted November 9, 2005 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    KANSAS: WHERE EVOLUTION IS OUTLAWED AND THE MONKEYS ARE IN CHARGE

    State Unveils New Motto

  14. Brian
    Posted November 10, 2005 at 5:48 am | Permalink

    KANSAS MAKES STRONG BID FOR MRS. BUTTERWORTH’S MAPLE SYRUP FACTORY

    legislators see an excellent match with Kansas topography.

  15. Brian
    Posted November 10, 2005 at 5:53 am | Permalink

    METEOROLOGISTS ELUCIDATE MECHANISM FOR TROPICAL STORMS

    source coincides with Midwest folk wisdom – OK sucks and KS blows.

  16. Carly Rove
    Posted November 10, 2005 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

    Rove & Bush WE OWN THE WORLD! WHO CARES ABOUT AMERICA OR THE CIA? WE MAKE THE RULES HERE! LIKE IT OR GO TO HELL!

  17. LAURIE BUSH
    Posted November 10, 2005 at 7:25 pm | Permalink

    W DOES HAVE ONE LITTLE HEAD THAT WORKS!

  18. Ed Friedemann
    Posted November 11, 2005 at 10:47 am | Permalink

    iSRAEL ADMITS BLOWING-UP JORDAN HOTELS TO HELP SAGGING WAR ON TAARRRRRRORISM