Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

ARENA SITED NEAR KELLOGG SEX SHOPS; Planners Say Smut Dealers Provide ‘Guaranteed Draw’

ALITO/BUSH LETTERS REVEALED; ‘Mr. President, May I Say Something on a Personal Note? You Rock!’

KLINE SWITCHES PARTIES TO RUN AGAINST MORRISON; AG Race Thrown Into Confusion as Kline Says He, Too, Realized Dems Are Tougher on Crime

INVESTIGATORS FIND MOON ROCKS IN ARY’S YARD LANDSCAPING; Former Cosmosphere Director Claims He Bought Them at Home Depot

NO CORN MAZES, MINIATURE GOLF, GROCERY SHOPPING; Latest Restrictions for Sexual Offenders Called ‘Prudent’
Posted by Randy Scholfield

16 Comments

  1. Ed Friedemann
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 4:55 am | Permalink

    BUSH GIVES-UP

    THE ONION TO RUN GOVERNMENT

  2. J M Walker
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 5:59 am | Permalink

    VICE-PRESIDENT CHENEY REVEALS HIMSELF TO BE A BLACK MUSLIM.

  3. Joe Blow
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 6:27 am | Permalink

    Eagle Reports: Rove Not Indicted

  4. Joe Blow
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 6:28 am | Permalink

    Eagle Reports: Judge in DeLay Case Removed

  5. Ray Thomas
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 7:32 am | Permalink

    CARLOS MAYANS ADMITS OWNERSHIP IN PORN SHOP. His attempt to close all the others is a plot to reduce competition.

  6. TRACY
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 8:05 am | Permalink

    50 Cent and President Bush:Leading the way in minority civil rights!

  7. Galahad
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 8:37 am | Permalink

    BUSH / CHENEY DAUGHTERS ENLIST TO SERVE IN IRAQ

    Cheney rejected for homosexuality

  8. Steven E.
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 8:49 am | Permalink

    ALCHEMY & BEAR-BAITING CLASSES NOW REQUIRED IN KS HIGH SCHOOLS:

    BOE defends this latest “curriculum enhancement”

  9. Ed Friedemann
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 8:58 am | Permalink

    ISRAEL TO CONFESS ALL

    CRUDE PAPER SHOOTS-UP

  10. XXX
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    US ECONOMY GOES INTO RECESSION. BUSH CLAIMS “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED”

  11. XXX
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    KARL ROVE DENIES HE’S JEFF GANNON’S BIZIACH.

  12. NoJoCo
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    DEMS COME UP WITH A GREAT IDEA!

    Retraction the next day…

    We regret to inform our readers that the dems did not come up with a great idea, Ted Kennedy only expelled gas on the senate floor.

  13. Galahad
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 9:44 pm | Permalink

    RUSH LIMBAUGH WAS ON WELFARE FOR TWO YEARS

    Oh wait, that one is true.

  14. Galahad
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    Secret Cheney documents reveal

    IRAQIS GREET LIBERATING TROOPS WITH CANDY AND FLOWERS

    left out important adjective: “exploding”

  15. J R
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

    JESUS CHRIST RETURNS!!!conservatives denounce “savior” as “liberal hippy”

    RUSH LIMBAUGH FARTS!conservatives rally and await further instructions.

    RUSH LIMBAUGH IS A WOMANIZING HATER OF CHILDREN

    oh wait, that one’s true

  16. Brian
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    Wranglers decide to leave Wichita to join a new international baseball leage. The team, to be based in the Philippines, will be called the Manila Folders.