Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

PARK CITY INDIAN CASINO PROJECT TAKEN OVER BY CHIEF RANDY TWO BEARS STANDING TATE; Bob Knight Looking Into ‘How This Could Have Happened’

‘EXTREME MAKEOVER’ BUILDS DOWNTOWN ARENA IN 5 DAYS; Ty Pennington Says Wichita Was Deserving, Had Waited Long Enough

MAYANS TARGETS WICHITA EAGLE FOR ZONING CHANGE; Claims Opinion Page Is Undermining Morals of Community

CLIMAX, KAN., HOLDS REFERENDUM APPROVING CASINO; Tiny Town Latest Place to Take Advantage of Sedgwick County’s Inaction

Posted by Randy Scholfield

19 Comments

  1. Ed Friedemann
    Posted October 23, 2005 at 1:37 pm | Permalink

    ISRAEL PASSES NEW LAW

    TELL THE TRUTH EVEN IF IT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED

  2. anonymous
    Posted October 23, 2005 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    JR GETS A JOB!

  3. ID
    Posted October 23, 2005 at 6:18 pm | Permalink

    ANARCHIST OCCUPIES WICHITA EAGLE BUILDING

    Underground free press editor, Rhonda Holman, calls for return of democratic government

  4. J R
    Posted October 23, 2005 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    WHERE TO NOW?As Cheney indigtment looms, conservatives seek new undisclosed hiding spot.

    What DID the President know and WHEN did he KNOW it????

    New Bush defense: “I’m clueless! Everybody says so!”

  5. Galahad
    Posted October 23, 2005 at 9:55 pm | Permalink

    Bush Appoints Someone to Run Country

    (Thanks to The Onion)

  6. XXX
    Posted October 23, 2005 at 10:34 pm | Permalink

    CHINA SERVES FORCLOSURE NOTICE ON US. EVERYBODY HAS 30 DAYS TO CLEAR OUT.

  7. XXX
    Posted October 23, 2005 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    KANSAS DECLARES ITSELF AN INDEPENDENT NATION. LEGISLATORS SAY THEY’RE TIRED OF BEING LAUGHED AT. NOBODY NOTICES WE’RE GONE.

  8. XXX
    Posted October 23, 2005 at 10:40 pm | Permalink

    KANSAS BOARD OF EDUCATION UNVEILS NEW SCHOOL FINANCE PLAN. CONNIE MORRIS SAYS WE’LL RENT OUT SCHOOL BASEMENTS FOR NUCLEAR WASTE STORAGE.

  9. XXX
    Posted October 23, 2005 at 10:44 pm | Permalink

    SEGWICK COUNTY COMMISSION CHARGED FOR ACCEPTING BRIBES FROM JACK ABRAMOFF TO BLOCK CASINO VOTE.

  10. XXX
    Posted October 23, 2005 at 10:46 pm | Permalink

    CHENEY’S UNDISCLOSED LOCATION DISCOVERED IN WICHITA. NOBODY WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF LOOKING FOR HIM THERE, REPORTER SAYS.

  11. J R
    Posted October 23, 2005 at 11:07 pm | Permalink

    J R EWING gets JOB!bush taps fictional character to replace Alan Greenspan “He’s got my buisiness sense, and he’s Texan.”

  12. Ed Friedemann
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 5:26 am | Permalink

    kANSAS ELIMINATES TESTS IN ALL SCHOOLS

    Testing unfair to slow students

  13. Lyn
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    “Unsolicited Comments” being solicited for Monday Headlines at Bloggin Outloud. Try this one:

    Dead man gets parking ticket

  14. ID
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 8:40 am | Permalink

    NEXT WEEKS REFERENDUM: SHOULD STREET SWEEPERS CLEAN UP OLD TOWN?

    Recount of last weeks referendum to restore City/County government demanded by Citizens Against Virtually Everything

  15. Mississippi John Hurt
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 9:17 am | Permalink

    ED FRIEDEMANN’S NEW HIT, “ZIONIST BLUES” REALLY COOKS – CRITICS SAY.

  16. Jed
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 10:04 am | Permalink

    Mississippi John Hurt Found Alive at 99, Claims Was Held Prisoner in Israel and Forced to Write Songs For Somebody Named Ed Friedemann

  17. Ian Santiago
    Posted October 25, 2005 at 7:10 pm | Permalink

    Black History Month Reduced To Trhree Minutes, An Still TOO Long At That!

  18. Jubal
    Posted October 25, 2005 at 10:08 pm | Permalink

    Last blogger to leave this thread turns off lights.

  19. Slim
    Posted October 25, 2005 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    Wichita officially changes name to Doo-Dah.