Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

BUSH APPOINTS BARBARA BUSH TO SUPREME COURT; Presidential Mother Seen as Hard-line Loyalist With No Paper Trail

WICHITA METRO CHAMBER OF COMMERCE LAUNCHES NEW SLOGAN: ‘GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN’; Some Call Latest Pitch Too Aggressive

NEW ARENA TO BE BUILT AROUND OLD MILL TASTY SHOP; Popular Soda Fountain Will Be Main Attraction

PROTESTERS CALL ON DEMOCRATS TO WITHDRAW IMMEDIATELY FROM WASHINGTON, D.C.; Party Has No Clear Mission

COWTOWN ADDS PROSTITUTES, ROTGUT WHISKEY, LOTS OF HORSE MANURE; Cites Commitment to Historical Accuracy

BEL AIRE POLICE OPEN FIRE ON WHOOPING CRANES; Claim Rare Birds Were High on Sunflower Seeds

Posted by Randy Scholfield

17 Comments

  1. Ed Friedemann
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 4:55 am | Permalink

    BUSH WINS SPELLING BEE

  2. Ed Friedemann
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 4:59 am | Permalink

    JEW-GAS DROPS TO 1 DOLLAR_A_GALLON

    FRIEDEMANN APOLOGIZES TO SHARON

  3. Brian
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 7:22 am | Permalink

    BOE member Connie Morris undergoes the Christian zealot to nonpartisan representative transition, demonstrating that macroevolution of a new species can occur even in Kansas.

  4. TRACY
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    WE BLOGGERS: POLITE AND INTELLIGENT!

  5. Jed
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    Harriet Miers’ Paper Trail Found Sticking to Heel of Size Six Pump

  6. Galahad
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 4:40 pm | Permalink

    PHOTOS OF NUDE JUDITH MILLER CHAINED TO PRISON BARS CIRCULATE ON INTERNET

    Bush Administration Hopes To Mollify Abu Ghraib Critics: “See, we do it here too,” he says.

  7. Ian Santiago
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 8:41 pm | Permalink

    Achtung, Achtung; Pope calls for final crusade to drive all jews, blacks and muslims out of Holy Europe forever!

  8. J R
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

    Bush declares war on the environment!cites recent hurricanes as evidence that Earth is the enemy.

  9. J R
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    Bush declares war on the environment!cites recent hurricanes as evidence that Earth is the enemy.

    MIERS A NO GObush to tap his scotty “Barney” for post

  10. J R
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    Bush declares war on the environment!cites recent hurricanes as evidence that Earth is the enemy.

  11. J R
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 10:24 pm | Permalink

    CHENEY lashes out!tells Bush, DeLay, “find your own hiding place!”

  12. Jed
    Posted October 4, 2005 at 11:28 pm | Permalink

    Ian Santiago Deported to Cuba

    Ed Friedemann Retured to Israel for War Crimes Trial

  13. Steven E.
    Posted October 5, 2005 at 10:17 am | Permalink

    SPEAKING IN TONGUES, MIERS SEEKS TO EASE CONCERNS AMONG EDGY REPUBLICANS

    “She may not know much about being a judge, but we’ll be glad she’s there on Judgement Day” says Brownback.

  14. Angry, but too ashamed to admit to this . . .
    Posted October 5, 2005 at 11:41 am | Permalink

    GRAND FUNK RAILROAD REVEALS: “SWEET, SWEET CONNIE” WAS REALLY A REFERENCE TO CONNIE MORRIS!

    “Nothin’ like those hillbilly girls to get your head on the right track” band leader claims.

  15. Lyn
    Posted October 5, 2005 at 12:48 pm | Permalink

    Today’s challenge at for bloggin’ outloud (http://members.aol.com/lyngperry) is to vote on your favorite unsolicited headline comment, or make one up. lgp

  16. someone
    Posted October 6, 2005 at 6:59 pm | Permalink

    KANSAS BOE MAJORITY APPOINTS IAN SANTIAGO AS COORDINATOR OF MULTICULTURAL SENSITIVITY

    “We believe that multicultural sensitivity should not be immune to criticisms” Connie Morris and Steve Abrams comment.

  17. Ed Friedemann
    Posted October 11, 2005 at 5:09 am | Permalink

    A REAL CONSCIENCE IS UNEARTHED IN ISRAEL

    ISRAELI MUSEUM REFUSES TO DISPLAY RARE FIND