BOB CORKINS BUYS ‘ADMINISTRATING FOR DUMMIES’ BOOK; New State Education Commissioner Admits to Steep Learning Curve
SEDGWICK COUNTY COMMISSIONERS TO ALLOW CASINO VOTE IN 2043; ‘We Don’t Feel Any Real Sense of Urgency,’ Notes Chairman
WILDLIFE AND PARKS ANNOUNCES OPEN SEASON ON WHOOPING CRANES; ‘No Limit’ Hunting a Precautionary Measure to Counter Avian Flu Threat
BEL AIRE UNVEILS TERRORISM RAPID-RESPONSE FORCE; Elite Police Unit Busts Cell of Model-Airplane Hobbyists
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“Intelligent Design: Not just a lifestyle” book reaches top ten in Wichita. Buyers are incensed to find all the pages blank.
BOB CORKINS DISAPPOINTED THOUGHT JOB WAS 140,000 A WEEK
GOD TO KANSAS BOE:FOR MY SAKE, RESIGN!
Republicans cut budget by -52%, spending up 52%
REPUBLICANS ADMIT THAT BUSH REALLY IS THE MISSING VILLAGE IDIOT
IN RESPONSE TO TERRORIST ATTACK ON NEW YORK SUBWAY, BUSH GOES ON VACATION
STAIN DISCOVERED ON HARRIET MIERS BLUE DRESS. SCOTT McCLELAN SAYS WHITEHOUSE HAS NO COMMENT
STAIN DISCOVERED ON KEN MEHLMAN’S BLUE DRESS. SCOTT McCLELAN SAYS WHITEHOUSE HAS NO COMMENT
DELAY INDICTED FOR PANDERING. SAYS,”I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT PANDA!”
NEW ORLEANS POLICE BEAT BUSH SENSELESS. POLICE SPOKESMAN SAYS HE WAS INTOXICATED AND STAGGERING
BOX CUTTER DISCOVERED IN WHITEHOUSE BASEMENT. BUSH DECLARES WAR ON NATION OF ISLAM
SENATE LEADERSHIP INTRODUCES BILL MAKING HOMELESSNESS A FELONY
New Arena Site, satisfies Everyone!
County Commission, still has reservations!
“CINDY DUCKETT CONFESSES, ‘I WASN’T AN ENEGIZER BUNNY’ – IT WAS MY METH ADDICTION”
Repentant advocate considers humility-inducing therapy with the Kaufmans.
CORKINS QUALIFIED TO HEAD EDUCATION Steve Abrams, Cindy Duckett, other speakers for God weigh in.
NEW INITIATIVE TO FIND OSAMA BINLADEN Bush dares bin laden to wear striped shirt and hat, appear in crowds.
BUSH TO CHENEY “Where is that damned undisclosed location?”
Bush to Bin Laden: “I didn’t find you. Can you keep’em from finding me?”
BUSH AND 19 supporters retreat to shelter.”See I earned what’s called political capital” Bush says.
BUSH DEFENDS TELECON to IRAQ TROOPS.
“They had a script. I just had to wing it”
BUSH SAYS “Let’s drain the Pacific Ocean”Cites need for Chinese to compete with mexican illegal immigration.
BUSH ADMITS MISTAKES!Plans under way for POTUS ice skating junket.
LIBERALS LOOSE ELECTION SEATS AGAIN. ASKING GOVERNMENT FOR MORE ENTITLEMENTS!
REACTIONARIES CONFUSED BY THE “LOOSE” OR “LOSE” DISTINCTION
“Home schooling to blame,” claim linguists . . .
GALAHAD CONTRIBUTES MILLIONS FROM PROCEEDS OF KAUFMAN VIDEOS SOLD ON EBAY
…Air America still not viable
ID ADMITS HE VOLUNTEERED TO BE RAIDER’S PRISON BITCH
NEW GOP MANTRA!
“shut up, do as you are told or we will declare you an enemy of the state!”
RADER A GOP BUSH SUPPORTER (Thats TRUE!!!!)
AMERICAN ENTERPRISE INSTITUTE DEFENDS CEOS!”If you don’t let them get their jollies making people miserable, they may resort to homicide”
CEO STUDYresearch reveals genetic prevelance to abuse of animals and people.
Jews, blacks and wetbacks declare America to be an “Evil Racist White Man’s Country”, and leave en mass for Mexico, Israel and African’t!
Jews, blacks and wetbacks declare America to be an “Evil Racist White Man’s Country”, and leave en mass for Mexico, Israel and African’t!
“Elderly forced to listen to gangst rap. Beat theater ushers sensless, then rob theater.”
Moron,Posting it twice doesn’t make it twice as true. You claimed on an earlier thread to have an above-average IQ. The skill with which you’ve kept that ubelieveable is pure genius!