You’ve probably heard by now about the rubber company in China that is marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky.
"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," company spokesman Liu Wenhua said. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."
Obviously.
He added: "I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he’s a very generous man."
Sometimes a little too generous.
Posted by Phillip Brownlee
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Clinton was privy to details concerning stealth technology. I wonder if he served as a consultant to the Chinese to help them integrate that technology into condoms…imagine the stealth condom..they never see you cumming.
GGGRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAANNNN!
:-)
BRAVO, Brian!You have finally lightened up!
I am just wondering what size they come in ; )
Obviously Bill and Monica did not prefer condoms. Isn’t this a little like a non-swimmer endorsing scuba gear?
Oh great….We’ll never hear the end of this.
Jana, I hope they come in Triple X, LOL, LOL!
Bill’s condom box says:
It’s not the size of the weapon, it’s the ferocity of the attack.
Sigh…72 virgins…and they all leak…
Ahh, the Clinton legacy. How charming.
I do not know how safe they will be. But I understand they have a bend to them! “No babe it is not really sex and now it is safer. Besides you won’t have to swallow…I have a Clinton!” Lol
I guess I’d rather have condoms as my legacy than 2,000 headstones there for no reason. What do we say to the dead?
Clinton’s legacy is lying to a grand jury.
Yes, he lied to a grand jury that should never have been empaneled. Didn’t Reagan lie about Iran-contra? Didn’t Bush, at best, “mislead” the world by having Colin Powell misrepresent the evidence about Iraq to the UN? They all lie. I’m glad they do (to an extent). Realpolitik is a game for those with few morals or scruples..you have to keep them to a minimum to keep track of them. However, lying about a bj and being prosecuted for it smacks of a just a tinge of partisanship. Too bad we can’t prosecute for stupidity.
I don’t want Hillary to run in 2008, I want Bill to run. I would vote for him again in a second.
I often tell my husband…”Remember to good ol’ days…you know, when Clinton was in office?”
Brian,No, Reagan didn’t lie- he forgot. That’s the advantage of Alzheimer’s!As for Clinton, of course he lied. Everyone lies when it comes to sex. It’s private information, and lying is what you do when they ask you intrusive questions and you can’t tell ‘em where to stick it.As far as Bush lying, don’t you have to know something before you can lie about it?
Jed,
You slay me. ROFL !! :-)).
Hey, no fair!!!This is a bash Clinton thread!!
Joe,No, it’s free-bash!
OMG…ROFL!!!!
At least Clinton has a place to hang a condom…..unlike Bush.
Now that W’s drinking again, the condom could go on the neck of that whisky bottle.
On a personal level, Clinton legacy for me will be one day about twelve years ago. I had caught my oldest son In a lie, he was eleven at the time.
I told him he would be punished for lying. He said, “But the President lied and he was not punished!”.
Smart boy, he was punished anyway. But for a moment I was at a loss to explain the difference.perhaps he will never be President, but he will be honest.Yes all Presidents seem to lie, their human and not to be funny. But when caught with our pants down who does not?
There so far are two Presidents I can not forgive for their lies.Clinton and G.W. Bush, Clinton for that day tweleve years ago. And G.W. for invading another country for his own agenda.
One torn at the moral code that every parent try to instill in their child. One for riping apart the moral standing this country had in the world.
Clinton’s legacy is 3,000 dead at the WTC. Bin Laden saw that Clinton came after the ‘03 bombers with subpeona’s. Bin Laden learned the lesson well.
9/11 is Clinton’s legacy? The revisionist history begins…….
XXX
9/11 was the winning lotto ticket for Israel. They’ve made billions off that deal.
Nice job…Mossad
Ed,If, just if, the Jews did all you say they did, wouldn’t that make them the most sucessful people by far on the planet? Hey, survival of the fittest, man!
Jed
After you find out, then you’ll find out.
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Only buy the top of the line.
R. D. Liebshits is PUNY–
First he was a FLIPPING NAZI HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR.
Now 12 years ago, he claims he had an 11 year old son.
Do the math. He had a kid when he was 56 years old?
My gosh, Puny, can you write anything that isn’t a despicable lie?
Jimmy,
You’re forgetting one thing. When the WTC was bombed in 1993, Clinton was president. He caught the people responsible, he captured and successfully prosecuted Ramzi Yousif who still rots in jail.
His team also stopped the millenium plot headed by Algerian Ahmad Ressam, also caught, tried and convicted.
Let’s see, how’s Bush doing on the Osama bin Forgotten front?
Even if you accept the idea that 9-11 happened due to Clinton’s negligence (which only the right-wing does in its desperation to hang on to Bush-worship), you still can’t get around the huge problem that with subpoenas, armies or bombs, your man Bush can’t get the job done on international enemy number one.
W = miserable failure.
Google “miserable failure,” you’ll get George Bush’s biography.
Galahad,Puny may lie, but they really aren’t that despicable. So far anyway, he’s been totally unable to mislead anybody. Despicable liars can’t be that stupid!
Heh, Jed, good point.
You know what the telling flaw is?
That all of Puny’s stories are re-cyled versions of fake internet stories . . .
The holocaust survivor that thinks abortion is worse than death camps, the troubled father who is confronted with his “son” who lies because Clinton does it.
Pathetic.
Galahad,Yeah, real liars are at least creative! Puny needs a ghost writer, so instead of actually lying, he steals lies! Further, he steals lies in order to promote morality. Is something really wrong with his picture?I guess we shouldn’t complain too much- that stupidity makes him so easy to out.
Will the George W. Bush condom be coated with an abrasive substance on the outside?
Yeah, drilling mud.