More altruistic real estate purchases . . .

Here’s a spoof headline from Eagle reader Wes Garton:
STRIP CLUB OWNER TO PURCHASE CENTURY II; Claims She ‘Only Wants to Help the City’
Posted by Randy Scholfield

5 Comments

  1. Jed
    Posted July 15, 2005 at 1:42 am | Permalink

    Hey, don’t knock it! At least it’d be solvent!

  2. robin
    Posted July 15, 2005 at 8:49 am | Permalink

    She would probably run it better than it is currently being ran. She is obviously a very good businesswoman.

  3. Anon
    Posted July 15, 2005 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    Just think of the number of stages she could fit in there. A little something for everyones tastes.

  4. sassy
    Posted July 15, 2005 at 12:07 pm | Permalink

    All I can say is, “trash out, trash in”.

  5. sbp
    Posted July 15, 2005 at 8:14 pm | Permalink

    I see a BTK’s Beach House in our future…am I psychic or what?