If you spot Riles in K.C…

Tell him you love his slick faux-mullet or whatever his hairstyle is.

Pat Riley, the coach/president of the Miami Heat, is expected to “to miss one or two” of his team’s games in the coming weeks because he plans to take in various bracket_riley.jpgNCAA conference tournaments.

“I’ll be flying in and out,” he told the Associated Press.

You can bet he’ll be flying into MCI next week, and he won’t be alone. At the Big 12 Tournament, he’d be able to take in not only Mike, the almost certain No. 1 pick in the upcoming draft he decides to come out (wink, wink), but OU’s Blake Griffin, a likely lottery pick should he forgo his remaining three seasons, as well as Texas A&M’s DeAndre Jordan, another likely lottery selection.

Is South Beach ready for Sponge Bob Square Pants? And vice versa?

11 Comments

  1. Russell
    Posted March 6, 2008 at 3:20 pm | Permalink

    Beasley could swap Frank Martin stories with Udonis Haslem.

  2. K-Rock
    Posted March 6, 2008 at 3:21 pm | Permalink

    I totally thought that Beasley was going to come back next year until I caught J-Mart’s wink. I just want to know which family member told him? Probably Mama.

  3. jthutch
    Posted March 6, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Permalink

    I was eating lunch at a local dinner and we were talking about Beasley and how good he is and there was a guy there willing to bet me real money that Mike will come back the KSU next year. I was about to pee my pants at the thought. He kept saying that Mike has said in 3 different interviews that he’s staying. I told him there is no way he would turn down the 100 million or more he will get for signing and endorsments and everything else that goes with being the best college player in the world.

  4. OlatheCat
    Posted March 6, 2008 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    jthutch, I would have gladly taken the guy’s money if I were you!

  5. Posted March 6, 2008 at 4:05 pm | Permalink

    For the record, I’ve been told nothing. Don’t start spreading that noise on the other board you frequent - yes, I know you’re a regular at gpc.com. But thanks for reading K-Stated.

  6. K-Rock
    Posted March 6, 2008 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

    Gotcha! (Wink, wink)

  7. Brad essex
    Posted March 6, 2008 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    Mike will be back cause he want to be on a good young team and be the star not be second fiddle to dwade

  8. cire
    Posted March 6, 2008 at 8:14 pm | Permalink

    mike will be gone because he’s guaranteed a bajillion dollars.

  9. Posted March 6, 2008 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    I may do a piece about the odds he comes out on the greatest HBBIQ sports blog in all the world.

  10. Zac
    Posted March 6, 2008 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

    There are more important things in life than money… right?

  11. Billy Ray Cyrus
    Posted March 7, 2008 at 11:19 am | Permalink

    Let me tell you a little something about mullets…..

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