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Another four bite the dust

So, let me make sure I’ve got this straight.

People are actually voting for Amanda Overmyer. They’re actually picking up their telephones and dialing those 11 numbers, repeatedly if necessary. Not only are they volunteering to listen to her butcher another song next week, but they’re willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

This has to be fixed, right?

Well, I’m sorry to be so sarcastic, but I just can’t understand why she’s still there, especially over Alaina Whitaker, who — although not a stellar talent — at least hit a couple of notes during her brief ‘Idol’ tenure. Poor thing — her 17-year-old ego could barely take the surprise ejection, and can you blame her? She’ll probably be listed in the high school yearbook as “Most Likely to Lose National Singing Competition To Funky Haired Growling Nurse.”

The rest of the ejections weren’t so surprising. Dreadful but dear Jason Yeager is gone, as is promising but unlucky Alexandrea Lushington. I’m slightly surprised about Robbie Carrico, but only because I thought Luke Menard would go first.

Looks like he’s next.

Tune in next week to see of Amanda Overmyer finds a fit, if Ramiele Malubay finds a facial expression other than tearful, if David Archuleta finds a single thing he can do to displease the judges and who exactly will be in the top 12.

And then there were… 20?!?!?!

We shed some “Idols” tonight, but sheesh, we’ve still got a ways to go, don’t we?

Can’t say I’m happy about all the banishments. But I’m so happy with one in particular that I can live with the other three. I guess I wasn’t the only “Idol” viewer who found Garrett Haley hard to watch because Ryan Seacrest did the country’s bidding quickly, giving the permy mullett man the ax before the opening credits had even finished.

“What IS that?” my 3-year-old asked.

Not sure, sweetie. Not sure.

I was, however, indifferent about Amy Davis. Though not offensive, she wasn’t so good, which she proved with a farewell performance of “Where the Boys Are” that was so off-tune, she seemed surprised by her own awfulness. Poor Amy. Christmas is over.

And I was certainly surprised to find myself sorry to see Colton Berry go. Though not a huge fan, I at least thought the little guy deserved a few more weeks of on-stage goofiness. There were definitely fellows who deserved to go before he did, maybe even Newtonian-of-a-year Chickeze. And Colton certainly didn’t deserve that awful dream-bashing speech Simon delivered as he stood helpless and crushed on stage. AWKward.

I ‘m most upset about the dismissal of Joanne Borgella. After a second run-through of her song, I realized she wasn’t all that good after all, but I liked her. Something about her face pleased me. But she’s gone, and a sniveling bunch of pre-teens who weep like they’ve just lost their grandmas are all we have left. Seriously, weren’t those teary on-stage dramatics a bit MUCH this early in the season?

I will leave you until next Tuesday to ponder this question. Was it my imagination, or was Paula’s video NOT THAT BAD??

Things that make you go, hmmmmm……