You don’t say

“We have a tentative contract to play at the Dillons at Central and Rock. Look for us in the produce section.”

WSU director of orchestras Mark Laycock, joking during a Thursday concert at Wichita Center for the Arts about playing at other venues while Duerksen Fine Arts Center on campus undergoes maintenance

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“What about Charles Koch-onut cream pies?”

WSU student Chris Smythe, joking about the new line of Shockolates that Cocoa Dolce is creating (including Wu on a stick and Marshallmallows)