You don’t say

“So instead of hanging out with a 20-foot-long bronze insect, I’ll get to hang out with a really tall bronze babe wielding a giant sickle. Hope she’s as friendly as the bug.”

Patricia McDonnell on leaving WSU’s Ulrich Museum of Art (home to Tom Otterness’ “Millipede“) to be director of the Wichita Art Museum (home to Otterness’ “Dreamers Awake”)

You don’t say

“Miss, can I help? What kind of car do you have?”

– Businessman Jack DeBoer, pretending he was part of the valet service during a party Saturday at the Ulrich Museum of Art