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“Have you ever considered decaffeinated coffee?”

– Wichita businessman Charley Stark’s teasing comment to the ever-exuberant Roger Ramseyer, Rotary Club of Wichita president, during a recent meeting

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“There’s one president I can get along with.”

— Republican Sen. Pat Roberts’ comment after Wichita Rotary Club president Roger Ramseyer introduced him

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“Ironically, the ‘Volunteer State’ — Tennessee — is not among those ranked at the top! Ad Astra per Aspera!

Wichita Rotary Club president Roger Ramseyer on how the Chronicle of Philanthropy ranks Kansas one of the top states for volunteerism

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“Invista turns ‘Biggest Loser’ into biggest winner.”

Roger Ramseyer of Invista, which gave free new carpeting to Danny Cahill, who won last season’s “The Biggest Loser” and said he would use his winnings to buy new carpet