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“I apologize for monopolizing the microphone, but I’m the senior senator, so the hell with it.”

– Sen. Pat Roberts during a Kansas Independent Oil and Gas Association panel discussion in Wichita Monday that included Sen. Jerry Moran and Reps. Mike Pompeo, Tim Huelskamp and Lynn Jenkins

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“The only thing higher than Mt. Everest is our nation’s debt, $15 billion and growing. In terms of feet, that would be pretty high.”

– Sen. Pat Roberts, commenting at the opening of a new Exploration Place exhibit that asks visitors to determine the height of Mt. Everest using GPS technology

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“There’s one president I can get along with.”

— Republican Sen. Pat Roberts’ comment after Wichita Rotary Club president Roger Ramseyer introduced him