“… I blame Wichita. Here’s why: That’s where Kirstie Alley is from. I believe that the Scientologists have gotten together … and they have created a new strain of virus to try to kill me, like the virus in ‘Contagion.’ And I believe that they are working in tandem with Oprah and Ryan Seacrest.”
– Comedian Kathy Griffin in a Huffington Post interview on how she got the bird flu, most likely while on a recent tour that included a stop in Wichita