You don’t say

“There’s very little overt drinking or drug use.”

WSU’s Lou Heldman, speaking to the Wichita Professional Communicators club, on newsrooms today

You don’t say

“I’m Lou Heldman, and I’m the interim director of the Elliott School just because Les didn’t feel like doing it.”

– Heldman’s remark when he spoke at popular WSU journalism professor Les Anderson’s roast Thursday evening

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“Koch, which has always been a very quiet company in Wichita, is getting a lot of unwelcome attention nationally, and that was the reason we scheduled the session, and it’s now also the reason they . . . decided to cancel.”

WSU’s Lou Heldman on how Koch Industries communications director Melissa Cohlmia, citing security concerns, canceled an on-campus appearance to discuss crisis communications Thursday (Heldman will still lead the talk at 9:30 a.m. at the CAC Theater)