You don’t say

“… at first I wanted to go tour it, but now I kinda just want to go live there.”

– A Facebook post from Delano Neighborhood Association president Karen Cravens, who was researching urban grocery co-ops and discovered Old North St. Louis, which she says is more than a decade ahead of Delano on revitalization

You don’t say

“I have a voice for newspaper.”

– Maize superintendent Doug Powers in a Facebook comment about how he’s glad it’s not his voice on the school’s recorded message about cancellations

You don’t say

“It is now clear that we could have easily kept Newman open from 8:00 to at least 8:45 before canceling because of the snow. I am deeply ashamed that I did not think to do this.”

Newman University provost Michael Austin’s sarcastic Facebook post about his “perilous on all sides” decision to cancel school today

You don’t say

“Good thing these guys aren’t in the amputation business.”

– County Manager Bill Buchanan in a Facebook post about his dentist’s office, which called after a Thursday root canal to say, “We did the wrong tooth.”

You don’t say: Our favorites from 2013

Some were newsy, some were shocking, but most were simply fun or funny. Here are some of our favorite “You don’t say” quotes from 2013.

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“I said, ‘You must know a lot of angry people.’ (They) said, ‘I work at Spirit.’”

Best of Times owner Nancy Robinson on a person who bought 10 Dammit Dolls, the soft dolls angry people can safely slam on any surface to blow off steam on bad days

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“My first place that I am not going to get married at is the Grand Chapel.”

– Sedgwick County Chairman Jim Skelton, whose upcoming marriage to Stacy Luke won’t take place at the facility he sued over his daughter’s wedding

“That’s correct, he’s not.”

– Grand Chapel owner Dennis Wilkie, who says Skelton is “a troublemaker, and I just don’t want to deal with troublemakers.”

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“Women pilots don’t land at the wrong airport. We ask for directions!”

– A tweet from Seattle-based pilot Karlene Petitt (‏@KarlenePetitt) about the Dreamlifter incident at Colonel James Jabara Airport

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“Be aware, Boeing, ‘this route has tolls.’ Bring some change.”

– An NPR story that acknowledged a stranded Dreamlifter likely couldn’t be towed from Colonel James Jabara Airport to McConnell Air Force Base but offered a Google map and driving directions anyway

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“I thought I’d get in line right behind him.”

– Outgoing Chamber chairwoman Debbie Gann, who “about choked” at the group’s annual dinner Tuesday when possible mayoral candidate Jeff Turner suggested she would make a great mayor

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“I’m going to drop off a baked bean can and a string tomorrow … so we can chat later in the day.”

Freddy’s Frozen Custard & Steakburgers co-owner Scott Redler teasing City Council member Pete Meitzner about his antiquated BlackBerry

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“With all the crying and whining in Washington, I’m feeling ready to be a new father come November.”

– Expectant father U.S. Rep. Kevin Yoder speaking Friday at the 2013 Congressional Summit at the Hotel at Old Town

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“We know you’re a Democrat.”

– Park City administrator Jack Whitson, teasing the city’s chamber president, registered Republican Dean Frankenbery, about a misprint that said Rep. Mike Pompom, not Pompeo, would be the group’s next speaker

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“I know you are all wondering if that beautiful new red car parked over there is a door prize. It’s not. It’s the speaker’s gift.”

Delta Dental of Kansas vice president of human resources Kara Hunt, speaking at the Chamber’s Sunrise Scrambler about a car that Davis-Moore had at the event

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“I thought that Davis-Moore . . . has been hurting so bad that they needed a sale, so I thought I’d help them out.”

– Car dealer Brandon Steven, joking about why he bought a Viper at his competitor’s dealership

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“I think it’s awesome that he bought himself a nice car.”

– Davis-Moore’s Dawson Grimsley, retorting with a teasing implication that Steven couldn’t find a nice car at his own lot

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“The @WichitaOrpheum could use a little Jesus after @RealTracyMorgan’s performance there. #itwaspurefilth”

— A tweet from comedian Ron Shively, aka @FunnyMrBiggs, after hearing City Life Church is going to rent the Orpheum Theatre every Sunday morning for services

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“Puppies and people all over town are sad today.”

—Accountant David Jabara on the death of Doggy Day Care owner Marilyn Walk

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You don’t say

“Dear Businesses Not in Wichita, If you are NOT here quit advertising! Thanks Dunkin Donuts, Ruby Tuesdays, Macys, and Dave and Busters. Sincerely Wichita Citizen!

– A Facebook post by Wichitan Carla Simpson, who added, “Come to Wichita trust me we are a Great City! Give us a try.”

You don’t say

“This doesn’t mean we won’t still be friends—I love you all and that will never change—this move will just allow that love to grow. So please, PLEASE, show me that there are no hard feelings and ‘like’ me ASAP.”

Wu Shock’s plea to Facebook friends to like his fan page instead of trying to friend him on his profile page, since Facebook won’t allow the WSU mascot to have more than 5,000 friends

You don’t say

“If the farmers market demand was any indication, the City of Wichita could make more money licensing ‘Don’t Frack With Wichita’ gear than it ever would from oil under the river, even if it exists.”

– A Facebook post from Delano activist Karen Cravens on T-shirts she created to protest potential oil drilling in her area

To Your Door Tanning is “beauty delivered” to your door

UPDATED — Two things are prompting Gretchen Franz, who already has a full-time job, to start a side business.

One, she’s never met a stranger. Two, she doesn’t want to sit around at home in her off time. She’d rather be out meeting people.

So she’s starting To Your Door Tanning, a mobile spray tan business. Franz says the tagline is “Beauty delivered.”

“It’s kind of like a social event,” she says of visiting people in their homes.

Franz hopes to have tanning parties, too.

She will take a private tanning tent to someone’s home and set up in any room of their choosing.

“That way, they are already in the comfort of their own home,” Franz says. “It’s just more fun that way, too.”

Customers can then don a robe or bathing suit afterward, which she says should help their tans last longer instead of getting fully dressed in street clothes again.

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Policy change leads to employee grumbling on Via Christi Health’s Facebook page before comments were removed

WICHITA — A policy change related to employee cafeteria discounts led to a minor Facebook dustup for Via Christi Health this week.

Employees no longer will receive discounts at any of Via Christi’s cafeterias.

“It’s a cost-savings measure,” says Judy Espinoza, chief human resource officer.

Also, she says there were a range of discounts depending on locations, and some sites didn’t have any.

“It was very inconsistent.”

After the change was announced, some employees took to Via Christi’s main Facebook page to complain.

“It was very obvious the employees did not know they were on the public page,” Espinoza says. “You could tell from the language.”

Also, she says some comments tagged employees who weren’t part of the conversation although they appeared to be.

“That kind of crosses the line,” Espinoza says.

“I’m not a Facebook savvy person,” she says, but if she were caught in a similar situation, “I’d just be mortified.”

She says Via Christi made the decision to remove the comments after one employee who was tagged expressed concern.

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