You don’t say

“I guess I’ll just die.”

– What Old Town resident Charlie Claycomb, trying to cancel his home phone service, told a Cox Communications representative who asked what would happen if he didn’t have a land line during an emergency

Tweet of the week

“Flying was fun when you were a customer….not a suspect.”

— A tweet on Twitter Monday from Wichita resident and Boeing retiree Charlie Claycomb (@otrunchuck), who just returned from a trip where he chose to drive instead of fly