Tweet of the week

“Hey, I’m going to dance!”

— What Mayor Carl Brewer (@WichitaMayor) put on Twitter Tuesday after telling people to get ready for the July 31 block party to celebrate Wichita’s All-America City honor

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“I’d never get there. I’d be left for dead along the side of the road.”

– Wichita Mayor Carl Brewer, laughing about an invitation from City Manager Bob Layton to run nine miles with him

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“The police chief was shaking his head the whole time.”

Dan Dillon, who has been news director of KFDI, 101.3, for 30 years, commenting on a surprise celebration Friday during which Mayor Carl Brewer proclaimed it Dan Dillon Day, which Brewer joked entitled Dillon to speed and break other laws

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“Don’t think he’s just faking, it’s really a heart attack.”

— Mayor Carl Brewer on what to do if he falls down tonight while playing against the Harlem Globetrotters