“Ha Ha. Here at Envision . . . we have the INTRUST Community Room, we worry about people going to the bank for our events.”
— A tweet on Twitter from Envision’s Michael Epp (@michalepp) in reply to a tweet about the Intrust Bank concert calls
“Ha Ha. Here at Envision . . . we have the INTRUST Community Room, we worry about people going to the bank for our events.”
— A tweet on Twitter from Envision’s Michael Epp (@michalepp) in reply to a tweet about the Intrust Bank concert calls
“Is there anything QuikTrip cannot do??”
— A tweet on Twitter from Douglas and Main creator Bobby Rozzell (@bobbyrozzell) after he saw news of a woman who gave birth in the parking lot of QuikTrip at Harry and Webb
“Norm Macdonald came in and ordered a carrot juice! How cool is that?”
— A Wednesday tweet on Twitter from Zumo Juice & Java (@zumo_juice) in Bradley Fair about MacDonald, who is appearing at the Loony Bin this week
“My nurse has informed me that I need a vacation. She’s right. #grumpyboss”
– A Tuesday tweet on Twitter from Tana Goering (@drTana, but better known as a medical expert on KSN, Channel 3), referring to a nurse at her Hillside Medical Office
“I recently GAVE a car to a young man that didn’t have the money or credit to buy one. He came in today to complain about it. Thank You.”
— A Sept. 16 tweet on Twitter from Scott Pitman (@scottpitman), the “chief evangelist and operating partner” of Suzuki of Wichita, who says in the last 20 years some of the biggest complaints he’s received have come from people he’s given free cars
“Shouting “You lie!” in a room full of politicians is like shouting ‘You’re wearing a clown’s nose!’ in a room full of clowns.”
— A Thursday tweet on Twitter by Pat Handley (@pathandley), owner of Wichita Video Works, who had some fun after President Obama’s Wednesday night speech on health care
“Twitterfession: I’m singing ‘Inbox Zero’ to the tune of ‘Jukebox Hero’ in my head.”
— The tweet Todd Ramsey (@toddramsey) of the Greteman Group posted on Twitter after achieving a clean e-mail inbox this afternoon
“Wayne Bryan, artistic director of MTW: ‘I do not Twitter, but I frequently sneeze.’ I love that guy!”
— A July 26 tweet from Matthew Heck (@matthewheck) on the producing artistic director of Music Theatre of Wichita
“Hey, I’m going to dance!”
— What Mayor Carl Brewer (@WichitaMayor) put on Twitter Tuesday after telling people to get ready for the July 31 block party to celebrate Wichita’s All-America City honor
“Someone wake me up at 4:00.”
– A Twitter post that Sharpline graphic artist Mike Glasscock (@MIKEGLASSCOCK) made Friday at the start of his workday