You don’t say

“We would hope that they’ve got the message and we don’t show up in the show.”

– Haysville Mayor Bruce Armstrong, who led the charge for residents who feel bullied by Gridiron, which starts Thursday

“As much as Gridiron would love to stop being bullied by Haysville, the reports I’m getting from rehearsal sound like we were not able to keep them out of the script this year.”

Denise Neil, a features writer for The Eagle who also is producing the journalists’ show that spoofs local news