Anyone have a reindeer I could borrow?

RudolphTheRedNoseReindeerI’ve heard of some crazy promotions, including Chipotle urging customers to dress up like a burrito.

But this one takes the cake. AND the ice cream.

Dairy Queen sent out a press release today that promised a free Reindeer Bites Blizzard to anyone who brings a real, live reindeer to a local Dairy Queen from 1 to 3 p.m. on Christmas Eve.

I’m guessing the general public has limited access to real, live reindeer, which makes this promotion a guaranteed winner. But I say that if anyone actually shows up with one, they deserve free blizzards for A YEAR. Or life.