Daily Archives: Jan. 12, 2009

What does it take to make a lawyer happy?

When dealing with serious issues, it pays to keep a sense of humor.

Stephen and Linda Schneider are charged with over-prescribing painkillers, leading to the deaths of 59 patients. But even they got a chuckle out of the banter between Judge Monti Belot and defense lawyer Lawrence Williamson at a pretrial hearing this afternoon.

Belot talked about a possible ruling for the defense and asked Williamson, “Would that make you happy?”

“It would make me happier,” Williamson said smiling.

“Well that’s not my job — to make lawyers happy,” Belot said.

As the hearing ended, the judge quipped: “Well, Mr. Williamson, anything else I can do to make you happy?”

“You could dismiss the indictment,” Williamson said.

“I don’t think so,” Belot said.

On the boardwalk: Wichita man cited for beating seagull

Laguna Beach police cited a Wichita man on “suspicion of animal cruelty” after he beat a seagull with a stick when it attacked him and his wife while swooping down on their ice cream.

The Orange County Register reports that Dragan Djuric, 50, was waving a stick trying to fend off several aggressive — and endangered — Heermann’s gulls as they ate ice cream on the boardwalk early on New Year’s Eve. Laguna Beach police said the gulls hit Djuric’s wife in the head and pooped on him. One of the birds suffered a broken wing and was later euthanized.