Guess I won’t be watching golf the rest of the year. That’s a little harsh, perhaps. And if Woody Austin plays himself into contention somewhere along the line, I’m sure I’ll give it a look. But I am one of those people whose interest in golf catapulted forward upon the arrival of Tiger Woods to the scene. I almost always watch a tournament that includes Tiger; I almost never watch one that doesn’t.
Who else is there to compel me? Truthfully, I’m not a huge Phil Mickelson fan. He’s all right. Seems like a good enough guy. Has talent. But he doesn’t really do much for me.
Ernie Els falls into the same category. Really nice guy. Really good player. Really registers nothing.
Sergio Garcia is too slow. Vijay Singh bores me. Davis Love III is so yesterday. I can’t really even name another golfer, outside of Woods and Woody, who interests me that much.
- My column this morning, about the Cardinals-Royals 1985 World Series and my inability go get over it, was satiric in its nature. Which means it was tongue in cheek. Which means I’m not really still dealing with the pain of the World Series and I’m really not still holding it against umpire Don Denkinger. It always amazes me when people read something intended to be satire and take it literally. Perhaps I wasn’t clear enough. But the point of satire is to be unclear and trust the intelligence of the audience to pick up on it.
- The city’s decision to prop up Bill Warren and his Old Town Theater with a very low interest, $6 million loan is an interesting one. On the one hand, it’s a message to business owners who might be more deserving of a load that Warren is special. And it beckons the question: Why is Warren special. I can see why so many people who own small and large businesses would be against this idea. But let’s face it, people. We need Old Town to continue working. It’s the most significant piece to the downtown puzzle, which is beginning to fill out with other projects in and around Old Town. I don’t think this is a favortism gesture toward Warren; I think it’s an acknowledgment that we really can’t afford for the Old Town Warren, with its connecting parking garage, to go belly-up. Hopefully, the $6 million will propel Warren on to bigger and better things, although it’s a valid concern to wonder: If the theater isn’t working now, why are we adding another theater where Oscar’s Sports Bar currently is located and what makes us expect the theater (plus one) to work in the future?
- Does Paul Pierce belong in the discussion of the greatest Boston Celtics ever? I bring this up after Pierce’s MVP performance in the NBA Finals against the Los Angeles Lakers, which Boston wrapped up Tuesday night after six games. Pierce was outstanding in the Finals, both offensively and defensively. And I believe he is one of the greatest Celtics in history, definitely in the top 10 and maybe the top five. Pierce just finished his 10th season with Boston and, certainly, never came close to winning a title before this season. But here is where he ranks all-time in some of the most telling categories: Games (10th), field goals (10th), free throws (third), three-pointers (1st), assists (8th), steals (2nd), points (sixth), blocks (fourth), points-per-game (2nd). Is there really any doubt. In fact, I would listen to an argument for Pierce to rank as the fourth-greatest Celtic. Here’s my top 10: 1) Larry Bird; 2) Bill Russell; 3) John Havlicek; 4) Bob Cousy; 5) Kevin McHale; 6) Robert Parish; 7) Paul Pierce;
Dave Cowens; 9) Jo Jo White; 10) Sam Jones. I picked Bird over Russell for selfish reasons; Bird is my favorite player of all-time.