I have troubling news. God is aware of my past difficulties in relationships and is spreading the word to eligible women in Wichita.
Yes, you read that right.
I was supposed to meet a woman on kind of a blind date last night. We had e-mailed back and forth a few times and finally decided it was time to get together. We were scheduled to meet at Side Pockets to play pool and maybe drink a beer.
I got there a few minutes before 8. I’m always a little nervous in these situations, so I started checking the entrance. It got to be 8 and she wasn’t there. Then 8:15. Then 8:30.
By 8:45 it was obvious I had been stood up. And this woman didn’t contact me to offer a reason until Friday afternoon, when she wrote to say that God had told her not to come.
I am glad God speaks to people, but I’m not happy that He is now warning women about meeting me. Am I that bad?
Anyway, I thought this one was too good not to share with you bloggers. And with God, of course.