Now for another version of Wichita’s favorite game, Who is the Opinion Line caller?
You know the drill: We re-print the thoughts of an actual OL contributor, then I break through the anonymity and tell you about the person.
Here goes.
I may be the only one in Wichita who doesn’t give a hoot whether the Shockers win or lose.
This is a woman in her 70s who remembers when "give a hoot" was actually a part of the American vernacular. She has cats but forgets to feed them. She wears nightgowns and slippers, rarely changing except for her weekly outing to Wal-Mart and the Long John Silver’s drive-thru. She watches "her shows" on television, but doesn’t have cable. She does have shag carpeting and her walls are painted a strange shade of green.
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She dresses up (ie dress and pearls) when she leaves the house and wears sensible shoes except when her bunions and corns are especially painfull and then she wears her terrycloth slippers. She calls all the men in her life “sonny” and is addicted to paperback romance novels but will neny reading the smut.