Did you see the story on the front page Friday about the woman who is selling her house for $600,000. And one of the perks of buying the place is that you get to marry her.
She’s 48 and, from the photographs I have seen, attractive. Her house is in Denver. She is looking for a man between 40 and 60 years old (I qualify) who is well educated (I obviously qualify) and well spoken (duh). She wants this person to have a professional career. How much more of a professional career could I possibly have?
Spirituality is important to her. Well, there isn’t a day that goes by when I don’t hear a bird singing and take a moment to reflect on the beauty of that sound. Unless it’s a mockingbird.
She wants her man, besides being able to plunk down $600,000 for her house, to love travel and adventure. She wants him to be a good conversationalist and a lover of animals. I am, believe it or not, all of those things.
It is important to her that a man be "open and caring, kind in words and deeds, spontaneous to a certain extent and that he takes pride in his appearance."
Folks, this is me.
I have everything this woman is looking for except the $600,000. Donations, please?